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adhd gothic

• someone coughs during a test. the cough echoes. the cough becomes corporeal. it stays

• you interrupt someone so you don’t forget what you’re about to say. they glare at you. they all glare at you

• a week ago is a year ago. time is nonlinear

• the homework is piled on your desk, an infinite amount. the distractions are infinite

• satan asks many things of you. “can you clean this”. “can you remember this”

• the amount of dishes in your room surpasses the 3rd dimension. it is the 4th dimension. time. forever

• your phone’s locations shifts with the moon. pulling in and out like the tide. disappearing and reappearing when she commands it.

• the problem smirks at your frustration

• your body is piloted by nice small people who have the best intentions but are terrible at piloting a body. they stub toes.

dajo42

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

colorfuloddity

THERMOS

athenavine

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

susiephone

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

bisaster-energy

I don’t believe it. I found the post.

kyraneko

“YEET” is like Wingardium Leviosa crossed with Locomotor crossed with Expelliarmus and it’s the best spell ever.

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

liquidisedfish

boop

memeseverdie

I heard this post

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You have been

FUCKING OBLITERATED

By this empty wrapping paper tube

really-just-confused

boop

#boop

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thewilkersons

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One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

american-crhapsody

that fucking kid took one for the team

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The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

dxmedstudent

To break down rape culture, we need to stop teaching people that men can’t help themselves; they absolutely can look for enthusiastic consent, and they must. This is absolute bare minimum decent human being behaviour.

shutyourmoustache

LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

bitter-badfem-harpy

I was just thinking of this deposition earlier today actually. Honestly seeing Lady Gaga tell off a man publicly and on official court record????????

“Don’t you roll your eyes at me.” I think of how scared she must have been every time I refuse to break eye contact with a man and tell him what I really think. I think of how angry she must have been and how fiercely protective she was in that moment.

4damien

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

freshest-tittymilk

Blue to the sky

Orange to the thigh

boatsxheauxs

BOOST

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B

O

S

T

novadust86

this is something they should teach everyone in school IMO. till then please everyone reblog this. in extreme cases, the time needed to read the instructions can be fatal. please know this just in case

dont-wave-at-me

@persassy-basson @samirah-the-valkyrie @hera-queen-of-the-gods @i-like-ice-sculptures @i-gotta-trident @godess-of-fireplaces @goddess-of-youthfulness @queen0ftheunderworld @queen-of-saltiness

goddess-of-youthfulness

((I know how to use this cause I have one irl

@pippip-cheerio @smartest-of-them-all @collector-of-lost-souls @everyone else

I’m to tired to function atm

dads-against-onision

ALSO!!! WRITE THE TIME OF INJECTION ON THEIR FOREHEAD!! IF THEY NEED MORE ADRENALINE, THE AMBULANCE WORKERS NEED TO GIVE IT A HEALTHY TIME GAP!!

heytinafey

awkwardefflorescence

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

wearealljustrunaways-blog

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.

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…okay.

teamaequitas-blog

did i even really have a choice?

sexceptionul

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

okk

already 400,00 notes

800,000 …Make it a Million

sherlocklikesdestiel

Almost

marimbach

Break it.

thing-you-do-with-that-thing

if Robin says reblog. You reblog!

katythaunicorn

It’s at a million now do 2 mil

rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018

You don’t just fucking not reblog Robin Williams

lovehotelxxx

Fuckers better reblog or you won’t get any wishes.

theroyolanempire

We miss you Mister Williams.

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vittupillukakka

Richie is such an Idiot

Based on this

livelyspaghetti-blog

Well this is an interesting problem.

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

How have you done this thing you did, boy.

livelyspaghetti-blog

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.

Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.

But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.

Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…

He made short work of that.

I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.

Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.

Jackpot.

Don’t give me that face.

The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.

downwithdignity

Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.

ayellowbirds

That is one determined noodle.

bipolaroid

dinners ready

lakidaa

( ._.)./ an explanation:

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.

The disorder is called Megaesophagus.

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.

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EATIN’ SOCK

pluckychicken

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 The day will never come when I do not reblog this good catte in their rainbow Eatin’ Sock <3

smooththegoofyshark

EATIN’ SOCK

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theliteraryarchitect

ME!! I have a “control S” tic that goes off like every 30 seconds. I don’t even realize I’m doing it until I’m in my email or somewhere that “control S” ≠ save and some random window opens in my face. Thanks for seeing me <3

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teenscoolest

singwhenyoucantspeak

This is why i laugh so much when people complain that they aged down aunt may cuz like… they didn’t actually really? she is a reasonable age? marisa tomei just happens to actually be a vampire

hugintheraven

She’s not even a vampire. She’s in shape, sure, but she’s not ripped, she has age lines you can see in closeups, overall she looks perfectly reasonable for a woman in her 50s with professional makeup. We’re just so used to women not existing in movies unless they’re 20 or 70 that we can’t even recognize 50.

singwhenyoucantspeak

Actually yes, this I very much agree with

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hoppy tdov 🐸 click it!

rubykgrant

Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?

rubykgrant

The pictures might make it seem like a slow process, but this really happens very rapidly in just a few seconds

rubykgrant

One just hit me

jelloapocalypse

I once heard that this is your brain randomly zapping you with electrical signals to make sure you’re not dead. Not sure if that’s true.

im-doing-better-now-bitch

My brain, seeing if I’m alive or dead: VIBE CHECK!!!

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