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Current evil wizard spell list.

Fireball,

Cinder chuck,

Scream bonk,

Eternal nightmare,

Summon angel,

And summon demon.

My evil wizard prowess is increasing.

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Me did it!

Me burned down village!

Paladins round continent not very happy.

Me do not care!

Me evil wizard!

#evil wizard posting #wizardposting #bad wizard #evil wizard #wizard #shitpost

Ooc: the last few reblogs are of my main where I have previously joked about being an evil wizard. All evil wizard shenanigans shall now happen here.

#ooc

the-grand-neb

Tumblr why doesn't pangender get coloured in the tags like other identities, I demand answers/hj

I will cast cinder chuck on the entire population of maine if I do not receive my answers. What did the entire population of maine do wrong? Living in a place with such a boring name.

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so what if I told you ballworld is real

the-grand-neb

Dear god

What if me cast fireball on ballworld?

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NOOOOO :< not ballworld my beautiful baby ballworld

dont cast that spell #FREEBALLER #BALLWORLDISCANON

the-grand-neb

Finally time to do more evil wizard things!

I cast fireball!

(roll a d6, if it lands on a four or above it is a success, if it lands on a 6 it is a critical hit.)

(1, failure, 0 damage.)

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*sighs in relief* thank God ballworld was spared

i need to save it

and run

*rolls a D20 for dexterity bc "fuck it we ball"*

GODS DAMN IT

*I do not in fact get away bc that was a pathetic roll. in fact I fall face first and drop ballworld from ma pocket*

the-grand-neb

I shall cast fireball! Again!

(5, succes! Deal 2 damage.)

(ballworld 8/10 health)

That was my last fireball, I just have to use my normal attack now...

Ooc: btw I think you are using the dnd system I am not using that lol

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so what if I told you ballworld is real

the-grand-neb

Dear god

What if me cast fireball on ballworld?

the-grand-neb

I have learned new evil wizard spell

I call it, scream bonk

I scream

Enemy is confused

And bonk with evil wizard stick

With this new spell I have defeated demon (also vampire helped and did most of the work ignore that)

My evil wizard prowess has increased

the-grand-neb

I'm so bad evil wizard

I conjure demon for first time today

But now evil demon is holding me hostage

Evil demon is really scary

Help :(

the-grand-neb

Guys, I learned a new spell

My evil wizardness is increasing

I call it cinder chuck

I conjure a cinder block from nearby rocks

And I chuck it at the enemy

My evil wizard prowess is increasing every day

the-grand-neb

Me have entered evil wizard phase

But me real bad evil wizard

Me not even know how to cast fireball to burn down me village

Me only know how to speak to non evil gods

Me can't even ponder orb

Me is a very bad evil wizard

<|:------(

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