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Everyone’s surprised when I tell them I grew up in Brooklyn but the people who are the most dramatic about it are white transplants. This is because suburbans never learned there’s white people from nyc

They also don’t know that people don’t just go to bars or clothing shops in Williamsburg, they actually live there. And they don’t know about Park Slope because nobody from there will admit they’re from there

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

I have a hero complex cause I intervene and start roasting dudes when they’re being weird to girls and I must be really good at it cause these chuds skedaddle the fuck away every time

Also the way chuds don’t know the word is a diss at right wingers and then pretend they weren’t copying ppl politically left of them when they say it is so silly and embarrassing, it’s giving the type of guy who has zero comebacks for bitches like me. Really brain dead and unshowered chud behavior

me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns