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The ‘Museum of Failed Products’ in Ann Arbor, MI, contains thousands of old products that tanked within months of their release. The shelves are basically a graveyard for bad products, like Clairol’s A Touch of Yogurt shampoo, Gillette’s For Oily Hair Only, and caffeinated beer. Source Source 2

Step 1: Pinpoint the part of your life that is wholly unsatisfying. This is your Wodka Inspiration.

Step 2: Acquire empty pop bottle. The size of this bottle is your choice.

Step 3: Pour vodka until bottle is almost halfway full. This is your Wodka base, and will create a lovely, raging burn in your chest later on.

Step 4: Up to an inch of some kind of juice (your choice) representing your recently crushed hopes and dreams. This is also a courage booster when you start wondering if Wodka is really a good idea or not.

Step 5: this is what I like to call, “DIY Bartending”. Find some kind of wine, any wine you’d like, and top off your drink. Mine ended up being the last of a open bottle of chardonnay. Portions are based on your Wodka Inspiration. This also represents the stupid, insanely competitive college program you just got a rejection letter from, because FUCK THEIR SHIT, MAN!! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!

Step 6: Screw on lid, gingerly agitate bottle.

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