Get Over Here!

You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.

((I’m gonna regret posting this, I know it…. XD ))

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

"I dunno. You tell me. My lips are moving, and words are coming out. So can I talk?"

"…yeah… you can talk…"

"Bingo!"

"...can you tell me where I am?"

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

"I dunno. You tell me. My lips are moving, and words are coming out. So can I talk?"

"...yeah... you can talk..."

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

"Um…have no idea where you’re getting the whole cyborg thing from or the ninja, but I am a soldier. Who the hell are you?"

"I am Scorpion. Only the best ninja in existence!"

"I had no idea there even were still ninjas.”

"...what the hell are you talking about?"

Name a kink in my ask box, and my Muse will tell you yes or no.

Reblog if your character has killed someone.

I killed More Than 1

Fang: I ‘ave killed my father for killing my mother…

((He's a fucking Mortal Kombat character. Should I say more?))

“Hey, I’m only asking because people only really come to me for medical assistance; or as a negotiation prize, but that’s not important.”

"Negotiation prize? What, are doctors that few or something?"

“I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic- there’s a huge difference. And not particularly, I guess anyone with medical knowledge is good to negotiate peace treaties with?”

"The only difference is that a medic works in the battlefield and may be fucking insane. Unless you have another difference."

Send me &*& and

"I don’t know, do I? Do I look hurt?"

“Hey, I’m only asking because people only really come to me for medical assistance; or as a negotiation prize, but that’s not important.”

"Negotiation prize? What, are doctors that few or something?"

"I don't know, do I? Do I look hurt?"

"Um…have no idea where you’re getting the whole cyborg thing from or the ninja, but I am a soldier. Who the hell are you?"

"I am Scorpion. Only the best ninja in existence!"