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people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing

Maximalism! Cover your walls with art, clutter your shelves with trinkets and ceramics, fill your corners with potted plants!

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

teacher said cringe moment

Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

Thank you sasuke

I will be removing myself from situations

If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that

being in museums with strangers was kinda intimate lol