Twi[I'm normal and can be trusted around alcohol]

Fat squirrel kept his distance but did indeed join me for my walk today. He followed at a distance. I Love you, fat distant squirrel.

dude why the fuck did my penal law professor make our final assigment like it was a tesis. the instruccions are to make it as one would make a tesis. MY DUDE I HAVE TO HAVE IT DONE IN THREE DAYS AND YOU WANT TO HAVE IT AS ONE WOULD DO A TESIS????????? HELLO???????????? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN JUST A REALLY LONG ESSAY.

I'M STILL NOT EVEN HALFWAY THERE I NEED TO LOCK TF IN

EMT bernard and surgeon damian working together. this has been a psa

KIRBY AIR RIDE KIRBY AIR RIDE KIRBY FUCKING AIR RIDE KIRBY BACK AT THE WHEEL BACK ON THE WARP STAR, KIRBY MOTHERFUCKING AIR RIDE, KIRBY

Tim Drake, hobbyist photographer, with a folder full of pictures of his boyfriend Bernard Dowd smiling at him as bright as the sun.

i could study for my exam (wich is tomorrow) OR i could keep writing that bernard fic. the answer is pretty clear

THE EXAM GOT POSTPONED!!!!!!!!!

I just realized my mom is like Bernard Dowd in the sense that she's really into conspiracy theories. Like mom what do you MEAN you think the shadow government actually exist

The titanic never sunk fr though guys and we can't trust the government because they COULD lie to us, they can cover up whatever they want as long as it doesn't leave America in any way. We are living in their ant farm unaware...

Hold on you might be onto something

I just realized my mom is like Bernard Dowd in the sense that she's really into conspiracy theories. Like mom what do you MEAN you think the shadow government actually exist

Ever since the internet came to our house my mom manages to find conspiracy theories each even more wild that the last. Like how does she even finds these things. She doesn't even know what reddit is. She doesn't even have Twitter. The other day she came to my room and started explaining how I could potentially be sent to another dimension if I slept hard enough. wtf mom.