Sneaky Time Central

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

our worlds at war was certainly an event

Thinking abt messy on off again exes Tim and Ariana this week for. Some reason??

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

kinda funny that tims canonically having sex. can you imagine tim telling his 14 year old self that he's having pre marital sex. the boy part is irrelevant, he's already sneaking peaks at ives in the locker room, he figured he would have a revelation about that at some point. but sex? no. this is the kid that said, "making love is a doorway. you step through once and you can never step back. and someday i want to step through that doorway with you. and i want it to be forever." teenage tim would look at young adult tim and not even recognize himself