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Hello...it me #grumposaur (at Central Park Columbus Circle NYC)

mood 25/8 #restingbitchface

Thinking about Pig Island today. With Porktoberfestright around the corner, how can I resist remembering all the beer, pork and whiskey I had!? 😍 Pig Island was spectacular. God, I need some more brats and pig in my life. #carnivore #yum #boozebaconbutts #theseareafewofmyfavoritethings #sixpoint #pigisland #whiskeymakesmefriskey #foodie (at Pig Island)

I walked into Midtown Comics to browse for a new novel to read...I spent an hour in there reading probably the best thing I've ever picked up. And enjoyed every #Seconds of it (HA!) Bryan Lee O'Malley (@radiomaru) is a fucking wizard. Thank you for this piece of quirky genius. ❤️ (at Midtown Comics Times Square)

Well, the gin is neverending at No Quarter! Don't forget to join in on the shenanigans tonight at 9PM!! Karaoke, games & laughs galore 😁 Come let the Golden Girls take care of ya ✨🎉 8015 5th Ave, Brooklyn fun starts at 9! (at No Quarter Tavern)

"Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." Truer words never spoken! Come find your faith tomorrow at No Quarter Tavern in Brooklyn! Ill be guest bartending along with my beautiful wife, Erika 😍 Its also ONE HIT WONDER karaoke night!! Come sing your favorite songs that one person sang that one time. Are they still singing? Who knows, just come get drunk & sing!! 😁 No Quarter Tavern 8015 5th Avenue! 9pm-1am ❤️❤️❤️

Reminiscing to that time when @thediscobiscuits rocked out Coney Island!! 😍 #demlaserstho @fordampconey @liveforlivemusic 📸//www.trexphoto.net (at Ford Amphitheater at Coney Island Boardwalk)

who would've thunk that bourbon & apple juice go so well together? #brassknucklemug #badass #rebelcircus

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ride the wave 🌊 #crowdsurfing @alexiskrauss crowd surfing during the @sleighbells show at @lprnyc 📸/www.trexphoto.net (at (le) poisson rouge)

that moment when two gingers take over the decks and start stealing souls 👻 @kennedyjonestho & @djbadginger laying down the good good @ @girlsnboysnyc #gingertakeover #girlsnboysnyc #nycnightlife (at Webster Hall)

@kennedyjonestho threw down the illest set on Friday at @girlsnboysnyc !! shit was #lit 🔥🔥🔥 📸//www.trexphoto.net (at Webster Hall)

we're really, really nerdy & corny. #nigmasaurus ❤️

Beer is love. Beer is life. Beer is culture. Pig Island has been SO real ❤️ thank you @sixpoint for providing the best thirst quenchers. Yall are the real MVPs! #craftbrew #yummybrews #pigisland (at Erie Basin Park- Red Hook)

HYPE AS FUCK CAUSE ITS A BIG DUB REUNION IN NYC TONIGHT!!! come to the playground that is @websterhall for a SICK SICK night with @djbadginger on the decks, @megalodondubstep & Kennedy Jones, Laetus, Hiyawatha and Alex mo'fuckin English!!! Ya girl will be there chillin' and drinkin' for once 😂 Come thru and say...oh shit, whaddap? 📸📸📸 (at Webster Hall)

Sleigh Bells was fun as hell! Fucking awesome & thanks to @bretchen I now have another band I can blast at high volume and go nuts to. ❤️✨❤️✨❤️ thanks @sleighbells @alexiskrauss for a BADASS night at @lprnyc!! can't wait for the next one ❤️✨📸 (at (le) poisson rouge)

"luna luz" 👸🏼: @furby_queen 📸: www.trexphoto.net #lunapark #coneyisland #trexphoto