It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust


@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

blake kathryn

titsay
taylor price
Claire Keane

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It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

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Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.
。・:* timepetals moodboard:
beneath blue sky and fields of heather,
with soft humming of honey bees.
and i'll hold you, just us two together,
to share the scent of autumns leaves
Happy ten years to god fucking up a perfectly good monkey

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we change together
"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
IT’S TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..
she’s a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
Halloween 2024.
ERASERHEAD BABY.
ohshit
we have to get wexter to 1 mil right
MERYEM UZERLI AS HÜRREM SULTAN
in a world full of daisies dare to be a rose
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

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This lady... Did she perhaps have a name? Not that she mentioned, why? Well, she may wander into my dreams. Wouldn't it be nice, if I could call her by name and pretend we've met before? I've waited a long time for such a lady.
LADYHAWKE | dir. Richard Donner (1985)
Someone please buy my adult fantasy for reasons super related to this post. I can't afford to write it for free.
Let's not cooperate with mama
Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.
Mendenhall Glacier, Juneau, Alaska
2020 Sherlolly Appreciation Week @sherlollyappreciationweek
Day 3 Trope 3 ~ Locked in a room / Trapped in a small space/ etc
Sherlock and John get too close to their latest perpetrator’s comfort. Angered and stimulated by Sherlock’s hunt; the killer begins a “game” involving someone Sherlock cares for.
Molly has gone missing. Ten hours have passed and the clock is ticking down. Cryptic clues and haunting pictures of Molly are sent to him via text. Will Sherlock find her in time?
This post and artwork is a whole and perfect story in itself ❤️🩹❤️🩹 but it has also given me major writing inspo! Summary written last night - may the Halloween spirits grant me writing time!
@mel-loves-all your work is just so wonderful ❤ thank you for kindly allowing me to follow the spooky path you’ve pointed me down!
Happy Halloween all! 🧡🎃💝❤❤️🩹
I wrote the thing, it’s a little darker than normal for me, but not too bad! If you have a read I hope you enjoy. @mel-loves-all Thank you for sharing your amazing work and for letting me go with how it inspired me 💞
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Four new chapters just uploaded 💝💔❤️🩹
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hope you enjoy (parallels as much as I do 😜❤)
@mel-loves-all xx
Oh my goodness - I love this artwork as much how as (can’t believe this…) three halloweens ago! ❤️ @mel-loves-all your creativity still amazes me!
On a roll of finishing things I’ve left unfinished and loving it.
I That Am Lost…💔❤️🩹
Final 3 chapters added, finally 🥰
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42772671/chapters/182255781
If you read before and if you read now - hope you enjoy! Xx

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Common eider
This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right
Things cats were right about all along:
Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.