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being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

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valtsv

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

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this is what i sound like to other people

subjectverb

proxy relationship not a trope to anyone else but me which is a shame. Does no one else care abt the beautiful dynamic potential of conducting an entire shameful affair with someone just to get closer to their partner...Indirect kiss through some other guy. Possibilities !

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some dynamics under this umbrella (feel free to add more im gonna forget some)

a wants b, b is with c, and a cant have b, so a gets with c

a and b both want c so they form a relationship out of mutual Well You Also Know C So You Get It And Also You Are Close As I Can Reallt Get To Them

a and b both want Each Other but they dont believe they can do that (whether or not theyre right is frankly irrelevant!! i dont care if they are cursed or just stupid) so they use c as a vehicle for their relationship

"this sounds really toxic and objectifying"yeapppp. 👍

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IMPORTANT ALSO THANK YOU PIPER !!

goetic-justice

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

excuse-me-thanks

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

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tinygalaxykid

Roommate Dennis is so funny because he's not even sure they are good friends and yet he's eating her food and leaving his clothes everywhere. He used her situationship's toothbrush! This boy is soooo youngest sibling + raised in a barn!!!

trinitysantosdoesnowrong

The crazy thing about the Pitt is that there are like five Chekhov’s guns and they are shooting different mirrors and bouncing off them all around that damn hospital and they all are going to hit Robby in the head.

Jacqueline “Jack” Talley

#oc art #interview with the vampire #iwtv oc #vampire oc #art #kate dolan #my art #digital art #my oc art #oc artwork

sonya koslova - соня каслова

#oc art #art #my art #my oc art #digital art #my oc #yuri oc #heated rivalry #secretly heated rivalry lesbians #it’s my brand now #watch the gay show make it yuri

fellas is it gay to have a notes app full just to keep you from texting her

#wlw post #wlw yearning #lesbian #situationships #AHHHHHHHHHH

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chewedcorn

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

maturing is crazy because sometimes you’ll be online looking at shoes too expensive for you to ever buy and see a pair and think oooo those are cute. and it’s like a betrayal of my former self. middle school me would not be caught DEAD in those.

shoes in question:

#i’m getting introspective with it

liveblogging rupauls drag race season 3

Nothing more scary to me than anyone halfway out of drag. The slicked back wigcap hair, the patchy skin irritated by makeup removal, the slight bit of sweat of glistening skin. The wild look of adrenaline in their eyes.

#rupauls drag race #liveblogging

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im very sorry if this is a bad take, but i find drag race hard to watch because well 1) its a reality show obvi 2)i really enjoy the costumes but the heartfelt conversations fall so crazy flat

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just kidding my roommate hated it too we're fast forwarding i love life

#lesbian #rupauls drag race

im very sorry if this is a bad take, but i find drag race hard to watch because well 1) its a reality show obvi 2)i really enjoy the costumes but the heartfelt conversations fall so crazy flat

#i dont hate it #but i also dont like watching men do anything #rupauls drag race

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