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i counted it as a tax deduction once. fed a friend in need, like the saint i AM. i already told hangman and he’s gonna shake you down for it. good luck!

good morning to everyone except jon moxley.

one of these days, i will wake up normally instead of coming to mid-scream and drenched in sweat. today is not that day.

well? what’d you dream about this time? sharing lox and bagels with the portly bronx gentleman on the beach?

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

WOW. i knew there was a reason i liked you besides the fact that you have great hair and you’re mean as a snake. i’m sending you every selfie from now on!!

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

one of these days, i will wake up normally instead of coming to mid-scream and drenched in sweat. today is not that day.

you’re a ginger, for one. all gingers are currently ranked at the top of my People Who Are The Problem and Potential Nemesises—Nemesisis— PUBLIC ENEMIES list. you can’t be too careful these days. hey good luck with your wet dreams or whatever.

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

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good morning to everyone except jon moxley.

thank you!!! i’ve been trying to tell everyone that i have my head screwed on straight, and it’s everyone else that’s the problem. can you teach me how to lasso someone?

oh yeah i’m sure it was your evil twin brother MON JOXLEY!!! we were in fresno, the vending machine kept eating your quarters, and because i’m such a kindhearted, charitable, some might even say guardian angel, i forked over my hard-earned cash for a bag of fritos and a dr. pepper. cough it up, man!

one of these days, i will wake up normally instead of coming to mid-scream and drenched in sweat. today is not that day.

don’t we all yearn to be wrapped up in the arms of an angry, conniving man from the bronx? yours just happens to be bald and intent on ruining your life. honestly, i think the problem is YOU.

no… but do you know what you SHOULD give a fuck about? paying back the $6.76 cents you owe me!!!

one of these days, i will wake up normally instead of coming to mid-scream and drenched in sweat. today is not that day.

having that sexy recurring dream about PAUL again, were you? i think you should embrace it. see where it goes.

good morning to everyone except jon moxley.

do what you have to!!! i’ll look the other way if you need to take a limb here, break a toe there… there’s an ice cold beer with your name written on it for being such a good pal, unlike JON.

good morning to everyone except jon moxley.

yeah! and i’m real funny about my money, hanger. playing with my money is like playing with my emotions. $6.46 to be exact, WITH interest and adjusted for inflation, comes out to about 16 bucks. make him cough it up and i’ll be your friend for life.