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@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

i'm hoping there's more reasons than that! but thank you, i do have pretty great hair, don't i? please do, i'll appreciate them more than anyone! no one takes a selfie like you, babe.

someone please explain to me how a tag team that is not even a team is going to try and take my title away... there should be rules against that, don't you think?!

oh trust me, i learned from the best! this baby ain't goin' anywhere, no matter what i have to do to keep it. besides, we have to keep the titles on people who are actually here to defend them, not old timers who think they can come back and do what they want.

FINALLY free from the boot that I’ve been wearing, if you’ve ever worn a walking boot you’ll understand the pain I’ve had to go through the last 6 weeks. The darn thing kept on digging into my shin, ignore the fact I probably shouldn’t be out of it yet though, the doctor technically didn’t say keep wearing it, he only said don’t take it off. Ahem, anyway, hope you’re all having a nice evening!

listen mate, i can't unread the books, all i can do is not give her any more money in the future! i can still enjoy my past memories and love of the series, damn it. ... you wouldn't dare. i am innocent, allen.

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

awwww, babe!! you're so cute. and there's nothing wrong with your face being the cute, cool thing you show me! i like seeing it! 🥰

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

oh... i thought it was going to be your face or something. 🥺

@kotapendent hey do you wanna see something cool?

uhhhh, always! what is it?

FINALLY free from the boot that I’ve been wearing, if you’ve ever worn a walking boot you’ll understand the pain I’ve had to go through the last 6 weeks. The darn thing kept on digging into my shin, ignore the fact I probably shouldn’t be out of it yet though, the doctor technically didn’t say keep wearing it, he only said don’t take it off. Ahem, anyway, hope you’re all having a nice evening!

yeah, it hurts your shin because the bone is broken and it has to grow back together! don't you remember the part in harry potter where he had to grow his bones back and how painful it was? it's not easy business, growing bones! don't come crying to me when you break it again, mate.

FINALLY free from the boot that I’ve been wearing, if you’ve ever worn a walking boot you’ll understand the pain I’ve had to go through the last 6 weeks. The darn thing kept on digging into my shin, ignore the fact I probably shouldn’t be out of it yet though, the doctor technically didn’t say keep wearing it, he only said don’t take it off. Ahem, anyway, hope you’re all having a nice evening!

what’s that phrase, respect your elders? now how am i supposed to respect my elders when they do dumb things like this? keep the boot on, allen! don’t destroy your leg! what’s wrong with you?!

that’s how you find the real idiots, anyone who disagrees. lemme at ‘em, i’ll whoop ‘em!

d’aww, bay! you must be looking in a mirror because that’s all words i would use to describe YOU!