alex p. keaton

send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;

cool cool

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: i feel like these two yell aAL OT (bc they do) AND THEY JUST BOTH YELL. constantly. 

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: alex bc he is a Whiner

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: jeanie

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: probably jeanie

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: alex?? idk jeanie isn’t big on fast food 

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: both but VERY lowkey

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: this isn’t even a question they just get double stuffed no argument 

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: alex

“Did you expect me to be bad at this?” Jeanie asks, raising her eyebrows, her fingertips just grazing the back of Alex P. Keaton’s neck. “I’m not a PRUDE, you know. I do know how to kiss. I’m more surprised you do, though. Carrie Newman said you had no idea what you were doing.” Why Jeanie had interacted with a previous FLING of Alex’s was a good question — Not that she would shed any more light on it. 

“Carrie--- Carrie Newman ?” He’s struggling for words. Jeanie’s too close to him. “Why, ah, why were you talking to my ex-girlfriend about the way I kiss?” He’s flattered, really. He’s used to girls fawning over him, but going so far as to ask his ex how good he is at kissing? That is a new one. “Carrie Newman doesn’t know what she’s talking about.” CLEARLY, as Jeanie willingly goes in for another soft kiss. “Probably. They want to make sure we don’t chicken out. So, ah, maybe we should keep going? Y’know, they might be able to hear us TALKING.” She shrugs nonchalantly, but really he just wants Jeanie’s lips to return to his, hands placed comfortably against the back of his neck once more.