JUST THE SPARE .

— STATEMENTS

❝ i miss you. ❞ ❝ you can’t leave me here ! ❞ ❝ get in the car. ❞ ❝ it’s not about you. ❞ ❝ it isn’t your fault. ❞ ❝ i’ve made my decision. ❞ ❝ it’s cold out, take a coat. ❞ ❝ let me know you got there. ❞ ❝ this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last. ❞ ❝ that doesn’t sound like the you i know. ❞ ❝ i can’t lose you. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide things from me. ❞ ❝ i care about you. ❞ ❝ you care. i can see it in your eyes. ❞ ❝ you don’t want this. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize how late it was. ❞ ❝ slow down, start from the beginning. ❞ ❝ here, drink this. ❞ ❝ lie down, you’re going to hurt yourself. ❞ ❝ you need rest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t slept in days. ❞ ❝ i’ve been having nightmares. ❞ ❝ i love you. don’t forget that. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe you did that. ❞ ❝ yeah, i know. ❞ ❝ i don’t remember. ❞ ❝ let me help you. ❞ ❝ i don’t need your help. ❞ ❝ i want to help you. please, let me help you. ❞ ❝ that storm doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. ❞ ❝ i think we’re stuck here. ❞ ❝ it’s only a matter of time. ❞ ❝ there’s something about you. i don’t know what it is, but i know it’s there. ❞ ❝ say that again. ❞ ❝ i’d do anything to make you happy. ❞ ❝ there’s that smile ! there’s that smile i love ! ❞ ❝ no, don’t try to hide your beautiful smile from me. ❞ ❝ it’s a beautiful night. ❞ ❝ walk with me. ❞ ❝ you can’t run forever. ❞ ❝ you can’t keep running away like this. ❞ ❝ you look like royalty. ❞ ❝ it doesn’t matter. ❞ ❝ i don’t care anymore. ❞ ❝ please, just leave. i need to be alone. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide your feelings from me. i know you. ❞ ❝ you look gorgeous. ❞

— QUESTIONS

so, i’ve been on hiatus for a while. recently, i’ve been missing writing, so i’m going to try to move to low activity ! i’ve downsized things a lot, and i’m going to do things very slowly.

i have redone my muse list, and it’s a lot smaller now ( muse list is now located in my new pinned post, as are my updated rules ( no big changes, just rewriting ) ) . my blogs ( aside from this one ) that are also going to be active are listed in my new pinned.  ( you’re welcome to follow whichever you want to ! i don’t mind crossovers ! i just want to have fun ! )

i’m going to be starting fresh with threads, too, for the most part ( the exceptions being some threads that i’m probably going to post replies to soon ) . unprompted things are welcome, and i’ll reblog some p.rompts soon. 

my activity is going to be very slow, and my replies may not be as long as they have been before — but i’d like to do at least a little writing ! i’m going to just have fun, and try to not stress myself out with anything.

❝ maybe we could ... hang out, or something ? get a cup of coffee ? or, you know, beer's cool. ❞ ❝ welcome aboard, glad to have you here. took you long enough. ❞ ❝ still not 100% sure how it works, but you don't need to know how something works in order to use it. ❞ ❝ i've yet to meet a problem that can't be solved with explosives. ❞ ❝ it's built like a tank, too ! ❞ ( sparks fizz out ) ❝ systems are working at 110%, which is a little weird but overkill never hurts. ❞ ❝ what could go wrong with a crew like this ? ❞ ❝ life support is online ... unless it's not, and then we wouldn't know until we passed out. seems fine. ❞ ❝ oh, and i forgot to mention, it's not a problem of course, but before you go to sleep, be absolutely sure, do not — ❞ ❝ i've been through hundreds of battles, fought through hundreds of traps. a few rogue drones ain't gonna get the best of me. ❞ ❝ did [ name ] 's stupid design cause a problem again ? ❞ ❝ where is that idiot, anyway ? ❞ ❝ where is that idiot, anyway ? let me guess. they found out the hard way that glass windows and space don't exactly mix. ❞ ❝ i tried to warn them, but you know how [ name ] is. ❞ ❝ i'm sorry, but the previous head has assigned you the lifetime roll of 'asshat', which does not allow for direct promotion or any upward mobility. ❞ ❝ we have to fix this now, or we're all gonna die ! ❞ ❝ [ name ] , no ! stay with me ! think of the children ! come on ! ... you owe me 50 bucks ! ❞ ❝ [ name / title ] , what the hell is going on ? ❞ ❝ i still don't know what the hell is happening, but we seem to have this situation all under control. ❞ ❝ they shouldn't be able to do that. i programmed them myself ... alright, i know that's not a guarantee, but something's clearly changed ! ❞ ❝ what should we do ? ... what should 'we' do ? together ? as a collaborative unit of cooperation ? a dynamic duo ! equal partners sharing the burden of responsibility. ❞ ❝ ... there were coats this whole time ? ❞ ❝ i swear, if one more thing blows up on my ship, i'm gonna lose it ! ❞ ❝ ... i'm flattered, but could you let go of my hand ? ❞ ❝ [ name / title ] , are you feeling okay ? ❞ ❝ i know that cryosleep can affect everyone differently, but coffee always helps. ❞ ❝ relax. you did it. you got us here safely. take a moment to enjoy it. ❞ ❝ i don't know what's happening, [ name / title ] , but it can't be good. ❞ ❝ [ name / title ] , [ other name ] got our asses stuck in a wormhole. ❞ ❝ no, i did nnnn ... oh, maybe i did. ❞ ❝ well, when the captain tells you to do something, you best well get it done, i always say. ❞ ❝ there's no problem a plate of cookies can't solve. ❞ ❝ job's done, [ name / title ] . we did it. ... what did we do ? ❞ ❝ oh, my, my, look at you. nothing but skin and bones. would you like a cookie, dearie ? ❞ ❝ [ name / title ] , you know how when you're in a dream and you're trying to run, but you can't get anywhere and you feel like you're not making any progress ? ... kind of feel like that right about now. ❞ ❝ you know, i've had the strangest dreams lately. ❞ ❝ you can't really have second chances. ❞

the sight of blood staining his hand causes jamie to freeze and his features to twist with a mix of fear and anger. anger that this kid keeps hiding things from him - how hypocritical that is, though, huh...

"seamus… oh, kid, god dammit - "

he reaches forward, taking him gently by the arm and attempting to guide him to sit down on the asphalt below. it isn't much, but anything's better than this stubborn kid staying standing.

❝ none of this is canon, so just relax. ❞ ❝ orders from the top. there’s nothing i can do. ❞ ❝ stop right there ! ❞ ❝ no, no, no ! save ! save ! save ! ❞ ❝ [ name ] , you never cease to impress me. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , an imperial star destroyer has tracked our position. ❞ ❝ you can look, but you’re never gonna find a better place to be. ❞ ❝ we can stop along the way and startle tuscan raisers, and still be home to fix the vaporators. ❞ ❝ pod racing engines ? how’d you hook these up ? ❞ ❝ we just picked up some power converters at Tosche station. ❞ ❝ catch ya later, [ name ] ! i’m gonna mosey on home for lunch. ❞ ❝ wow, when they mosey, they mosey. ❞ ❝ what in … is that a star destroyer ? ❞ ❝ finally, some real rebel busting ! this is why i joined the empire in the first place ! ❞ ❝ woah, woah, woah. where do you think you’re going ? ❞ ❝ certainly not. you know your mission : to find socks for Lord Vader. ❞ ❝ waste of potential ? nah, this is about where i peak. ❞ ❝ don’t be a baby, you’re wearing armor. ❞ ❝ don’t be a baby, you’re wearing armor. ❞ / ❝ but it is plastic … ❞ ❝ me ? i’m an argyle man. ❞ ❝ coffee ? yeah, let’s get some of that Sith Roast. ❞ ❝ look, if we catch those two droids, we’ll be promoted off of sock detail. ❞ ❝ technically, we will not be drifting. more like, violent ejection, plummeting through the atmosphere and crashing onto the planet’s surface. ❞ ❝ the universe is cruel and unjust. ❞ ❝ yeah, i’ve seen the bumper sticker. ❞ ❝ no more adventures. i’m not going that way. ❞ ❝ actually, i joined the Empire by accident. ❞ ❝ actually, i joined the Empire by accident. i was trying to sign up for a physics camp. ❞ ❝ i’m a certified, full-blown, armor-wearing zealot — and it feels so good to know i’m always right. ❞ ❝ i don’t know, but i’ve been told ; the Rebels need to be controlled. ❞ ❝ it’s so not fair ! i mean, why am i still stuck on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn’t even know how to hold a blaster ; no, i mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times — she held it backwards and upside down, but no, she’s a second cousin to some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion ? what about me ? ❞

❝ look, droids ! ❞ / ❝ no, this is a bathtub stopper. ❞ ❝ look ! a magic flute ! ❞ / ❝ no, that’s a stick. ❞ ❝ so, what’s on the list ? another day filled with big plans ? ❞ ❝ that’s awfully ambitious. ❞ ❝ oh, let me guess. they were staring wistfully into the sunset. ❞ ❝ don’t you ever want to see the rest of the galaxy ? ❞ ❝ take these over to the garage, will ya ? ❞ ❝ but i was going into Tosche station to pick up some power converters ! ❞ ❝ you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. ❞ ❝ now, don’t you forget this. why i should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity. ❞ ❝ bring it down to my lair. ❞ / ❝ you mean the abandoned recycling compartment ? ❞ ❝ ooh, what do you know, a moving sidewalk. ❞ ❝ ooh, ooh ! Darth Vader ! hey, i know that guy ! it’s Darth Vader ! ❞ ❝ wow, that bantha took a lot longer to clean than i thought it would. ❞ ❝ and remember ! sand people travel single file to hide their numbers ! ❞ ❝ don’t forget your two-sun sunscreen ! ❞ ❝ oh, wow ! can you sense that with the force ? ❞ ❝ one proton torpedo in that small exhaust port and the whole thing goes blammo. ❞ ❝ it’s like it’s got a self-destruct button. what kind of idiot would design that ? ❞ ❝ uh - oh. let’s get out of here ! ❞ ❝ aaand … they’re lost in the crowd. ❞ ❝ … maybe i came at a bad time. ❞ ❝ ah, crud. this is gonna be nothing but paperwork. ❞ ❝ only one death and one dismemberment. not bad for a wednesday. ❞ ❝ someone said he shot first, but i could’ve sworn it was the other guy. ❞ ❝ i understand you’re a pretty good pilot. ❞ ❝ i know whose ship that is. ❞ ❝ [ name ] ‘s been a thorn in my side for years. ❞ ❝ my ship was on pace to finish the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs and that nerf herder cut me off. ❞

❝ … yeah, we should probably get going. ❞ ❝ and you thought we were gonna die in space. ❞ ❝ mom and dad did always want us to see the galaxy … but i don’t think this is what they had in mind. ❞ ❝ you might want to buckle up. i’m making the jump to hyperspace. ❞ ❝ according to this real estate website, my timeshare on Alderaan is worth, like, ten times more than i paid for it six years ago. i knew the value would go up ! it’s such a peaceful place, and the people like to … wait, what ? what’s this ? the value is totally dropping ! zero ?! ❞ ❝ this is not a “friend” ship, it’s a space ship. so don’t invade mine. ❞ ❝ that’s no moon. it’s the Death Star ! ❞ ❝ looks like we’re gonna have to shoot our way out. ❞ ❝ this had better work, or you’re floating home ! ❞ ❝ this had better work, or you’re floating home ! ❞ / ❝ i don’t think i could float all the way home. i mean, i wouldn’t survive 15 seconds in the cold vacuum of — ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i’m going to ask you a question, and i want you to think very hard before you answer. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i’m going to ask you a question, and i want you to think very hard before you answer. ❞ / ❝ thinking is always hard. ❞ ❝ … i can’t believe that worked. ❞ ❝ you’re probably on a mission now, huh ? so am i ! ❞ ❝ one man’s trash is another man’s bad idea ! ❞ ❝ sorry about the door. i put in a work order, but the guy’s not going to be here until around, like, thursday. ❞

❝ ah, you see ? if you put a big, red “X” on the floor, people will stand on it. it’s human nature. ❞ ❝ may the Force be with you, and all that stuff. ❞ ❝ they’ll say “i’m blown away”, much like Alderaan. ❞ ❝ my evil’s off the charts ! ❞ ❝ Darth Vader can kiss my bantha ! ❞ ❝ if all goes well, i’ll have a victory number in the fourth act. ❞ ❝ first, i’m gonna shoot you just to make sure it’s safe, and, you know, i don’t die or fry myself and have to wear one of those masks like Vader, ‘cause that would not be a good look for me. ❞ ❝ you can join me on the dark side ! we can be Sith buddies ! ❞ ❝ negative, negative. we have a reactor leak here, uh, now. give us a few minutes to lock it down. uh, large leak. very dangerous. ❞ ❝ who is this ? what’s your operating number ? ❞ ❝ oh, bantha droppings ! ❞ ❝ hey ! you’re the ones with the stolen Death Star plans ! ❞ ❝ this looks like a perfectly good bantha cheese hoagie ! … well, it’s not good anymore, it’s been underwater. ❞ ❝ you know, i’m thinking about getting a saxophone. ❞ ❝ why would you save me ? ❞ ❝ you were in trouble. i couldn’t just leave you hanging. literally. ❞ ❝ watch where you’re shooting that thing ! ❞ ❝ seriously, why don’t they put safeties on these blasters ? ❞ ❝ you’re either really brave or really stupid ! ❞ ❝ if i leave, i am not coming back. ❞ ❝ remember that “brave or stupid” thing ? i know which one you are, now ! ❞ ❝ oh, i know ! we’ll blame Jar Jar ! ❞ ❝ oh, that’s it. someone’s getting a lightsaber-ing now … oh, it’s just a flashlight. i guess my lightsaber’s in the camping supplies. ❞ ❝ join me on the dark side. ❞ ❝ the dark side is my home now. ❞ ❝ if you will not join me, then i must destroy you. ❞ ❝ that’s what they told us during the brainwashing. ❞ ❝ that’s what they told us during the brainwashing. ❞ / ❝ orientation. ❞ / ❝ potato, tomato. ❞

— STATEMENTS

❝ i miss you. ❞ ❝ you can’t leave me here ! ❞ ❝ get in the car. ❞ ❝ it’s not about you. ❞ ❝ it isn’t your fault. ❞ ❝ i’ve made my decision. ❞ ❝ it’s cold out, take a coat. ❞ ❝ let me know you got there. ❞ ❝ this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last. ❞ ❝ that doesn’t sound like the you i know. ❞ ❝ i can’t lose you. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide things from me. ❞ ❝ i care about you. ❞ ❝ you care. i can see it in your eyes. ❞ ❝ you don’t want this. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize how late it was. ❞ ❝ slow down, start from the beginning. ❞ ❝ here, drink this. ❞ ❝ lie down, you’re going to hurt yourself. ❞ ❝ you need rest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t slept in days. ❞ ❝ i’ve been having nightmares. ❞ ❝ i love you. don’t forget that. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe you did that. ❞ ❝ yeah, i know. ❞ ❝ i don’t remember. ❞ ❝ let me help you. ❞ ❝ i don’t need your help. ❞ ❝ i want to help you. please, let me help you. ❞ ❝ that storm doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. ❞ ❝ i think we’re stuck here. ❞ ❝ it’s only a matter of time. ❞ ❝ there’s something about you. i don’t know what it is, but i know it’s there. ❞ ❝ say that again. ❞ ❝ i’d do anything to make you happy. ❞ ❝ there’s that smile ! there’s that smile i love ! ❞ ❝ no, don’t try to hide your beautiful smile from me. ❞ ❝ it’s a beautiful night. ❞ ❝ walk with me. ❞ ❝ you can’t run forever. ❞ ❝ you can’t keep running away like this. ❞ ❝ you look like royalty. ❞ ❝ it doesn’t matter. ❞ ❝ i don’t care anymore. ❞ ❝ please, just leave. i need to be alone. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide your feelings from me. i know you. ❞ ❝ you look gorgeous. ❞

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❝ i miss you. ❞ ❝ you can’t leave me here ! ❞ ❝ get in the car. ❞ ❝ it’s not about you. ❞ ❝ it isn’t your fault. ❞ ❝ i’ve made my decision. ❞ ❝ it’s cold out, take a coat. ❞ ❝ let me know you got there. ❞ ❝ this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last. ❞ ❝ that doesn’t sound like the you i know. ❞ ❝ i can’t lose you. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide things from me. ❞ ❝ i care about you. ❞ ❝ you care. i can see it in your eyes. ❞ ❝ you don’t want this. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize how late it was. ❞ ❝ slow down, start from the beginning. ❞ ❝ here, drink this. ❞ ❝ lie down, you’re going to hurt yourself. ❞ ❝ you need rest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t slept in days. ❞ ❝ i’ve been having nightmares. ❞ ❝ i love you. don’t forget that. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe you did that. ❞ ❝ yeah, i know. ❞ ❝ i don’t remember. ❞ ❝ let me help you. ❞ ❝ i don’t need your help. ❞ ❝ i want to help you. please, let me help you. ❞ ❝ that storm doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. ❞ ❝ i think we’re stuck here. ❞ ❝ it’s only a matter of time. ❞ ❝ there’s something about you. i don’t know what it is, but i know it’s there. ❞ ❝ say that again. ❞ ❝ i’d do anything to make you happy. ❞ ❝ there’s that smile ! there’s that smile i love ! ❞ ❝ no, don’t try to hide your beautiful smile from me. ❞ ❝ it’s a beautiful night. ❞ ❝ walk with me. ❞ ❝ you can’t run forever. ❞ ❝ you can’t keep running away like this. ❞ ❝ you look like royalty. ❞ ❝ it doesn’t matter. ❞ ❝ i don’t care anymore. ❞ ❝ please, just leave. i need to be alone. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide your feelings from me. i know you. ❞ ❝ you look gorgeous. ❞

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— STATEMENTS

❝ i miss you. ❞ ❝ you can’t leave me here ! ❞ ❝ get in the car. ❞ ❝ it’s not about you. ❞ ❝ it isn’t your fault. ❞ ❝ i’ve made my decision. ❞ ❝ it’s cold out, take a coat. ❞ ❝ let me know you got there. ❞ ❝ this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last. ❞ ❝ that doesn’t sound like the you i know. ❞ ❝ i can’t lose you. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide things from me. ❞ ❝ i care about you. ❞ ❝ you care. i can see it in your eyes. ❞ ❝ you don’t want this. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize how late it was. ❞ ❝ slow down, start from the beginning. ❞ ❝ here, drink this. ❞ ❝ lie down, you’re going to hurt yourself. ❞ ❝ you need rest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t slept in days. ❞ ❝ i’ve been having nightmares. ❞ ❝ i love you. don’t forget that. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe you did that. ❞ ❝ yeah, i know. ❞ ❝ i don’t remember. ❞ ❝ let me help you. ❞ ❝ i don’t need your help. ❞ ❝ i want to help you. please, let me help you. ❞ ❝ that storm doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. ❞ ❝ i think we’re stuck here. ❞ ❝ it’s only a matter of time. ❞ ❝ there’s something about you. i don’t know what it is, but i know it’s there. ❞ ❝ say that again. ❞ ❝ i’d do anything to make you happy. ❞ ❝ there’s that smile ! there’s that smile i love ! ❞ ❝ no, don’t try to hide your beautiful smile from me. ❞ ❝ it’s a beautiful night. ❞ ❝ walk with me. ❞ ❝ you can’t run forever. ❞ ❝ you can’t keep running away like this. ❞ ❝ you look like royalty. ❞ ❝ it doesn’t matter. ❞ ❝ i don’t care anymore. ❞ ❝ please, just leave. i need to be alone. ❞ ❝ don’t try to hide your feelings from me. i know you. ❞ ❝ you look gorgeous. ❞

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