avengers assemble

fictional man i'd tuck into bed and kiss goodnight vs fictional man i'd knock out cold in one solid punch

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Why does everyone in the background look like they’ve been kidnapped.

he wants them to watch

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think this is how it was a moment ago

your 20s are about fucking up your hair and getting long overdue medical diagnoses actually

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight