As an ex-French-student, I approve

when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely