Robyn

There was a new viral toy going around, becoming extremely popular even among adults. It was a yellow doll thingy, and the entire premise of it was you punched it in the face and a random person in the world would feel the impact.

I was writing a silly rap with my friends, and my verse started with, "I am (my name) the king of the jungle, my favorite English word is bungle," and I got stuck after that.

I sneezed so hard I turned myself inside out before I had to meet the president so I dressed up like Big Bird and hid in a bathroom.

I was at an amusement park because of a wedding. Since one of the people getting married was a furry, a bunch of people were wearing matching black-and-white fursuits.

I was kidnapped by Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald, and thrown in a bag of holding. Somehow, me being in the bag produced milk, which they sold, and the whole time the words “Milk Bags” were being repeated over and over to the tune of the Number Taker theme from Numberjacks.