Hi. I'm RBQSAUCE ^

hi im rachael ray!!! free sample?

Rachel, your food tasts worse than dirt. You are a mere insect beneath my heel, the heel of a true Food Network star. You wouldn’t last a minute in my Cutthroat Kitchen. I would rather eat the gum off of my shoe than even look at the pathetic facsimile of a meal you have brought to me.

hey lol

F-flay! I didn’t see you there! Pardon my outburst towards our good friend Rachel. It was only meant as a friendly joke between chefs. *Pulls Rachel Ray out of Bobby Flay’s earshot* I will gut you and feed you to my dog.

*breaks down the door* its me goku

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