(Β Β *Β Β & .Β Β βΒ Β THEΒ GOODΒ PLACEΒ SENTENCEΒ STARTERSΒ Β /Β PART 2 .
βΒ andΒ thenΒ iΒ remembered β¦Β iβmΒ aΒ naughtyΒ bitch .Β β
βΒ becauseΒ iΒ loveΒ youΒ β¦Β iΒ think .Β no ,Β iβmΒ prettyΒ sure .Β yeah ,Β iΒ loveΒ you .Β β
βΒ birthΒ isΒ aΒ curse .Β Β existenceΒ isΒ aΒ prison .Β β
βΒ girl ,Β youΒ areΒ aΒ messyΒ bitchΒ whoΒ lovesΒ dramaΒ andΒ iβmΒ intoΒ it .Β β
βΒ holyΒ motherforkingΒ shirtballs .Β β
βΒ iΒ amΒ revvedΒ upΒ andΒ readyΒ toΒ learn .Β myΒ brainΒ isΒ horny !Β β
βΒ iΒ cameΒ toΒ apologize .Β thereΒ β¦Β iΒ didΒ it .Β iΒ apologized .Β β
βΒ iΒ couldΒ killΒ themΒ rightΒ nowΒ and ,Β youΒ know ,Β thatΒ wouldΒ beΒ easy .Β β
βΒ iΒ couldΒ neverΒ getΒ closeΒ toΒ anyone .Β iΒ neverΒ evenΒ toldΒ aΒ boyfriendΒ iΒ lovedΒ him .Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ knowΒ howΒ toΒ describeΒ it β¦Β like ,Β aΒ differentΒ zoneΒ ofΒ time .Β no ,Β thatΒ soundsΒ stupid .Β aΒ differentΒ clockΒ land .Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ knowΒ howΒ toΒ tellΒ youΒ this ,Β butΒ iβmΒ dying .Β iΒ mean ,Β weβreΒ allΒ dying ,Β slowly .Β whenΒ youΒ thinkΒ aboutΒ it ,Β weΒ startedΒ dyingΒ theΒ dayΒ weΒ wereΒ born .Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ know ,Β man .Β maybeΒ justΒ tellΒ herΒ thatΒ youβreΒ gay .Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ needΒ youΒ toΒ respondΒ becauseΒ iΒ knowΒ youΒ haveΒ troubleΒ sayingΒ howΒ youΒ feel .Β β
βΒ iΒ feelΒ likeΒ youΒ alwaysΒ understandΒ aboutΒ 20%Β ofΒ whatβsΒ happening .Β β
βΒ iΒ gotΒ aΒ fluΒ virusΒ namedΒ afterΒ meΒ becauseΒ iΒ kissedΒ aΒ batΒ onΒ aΒ dare .Β β
βΒ iΒ justΒ haveΒ someΒ worries ,Β asΒ wellΒ asΒ someΒ concernsΒ thatΒ couldΒ potentiallyΒ turnΒ intoΒ outrightΒ fears .Β oh ,Β thereΒ theyΒ go .Β theyΒ areΒ fearsΒ now .Β β
βΒ iΒ loveΒ you .Β andΒ iΒ donβtΒ needΒ youΒ toΒ respondΒ becauseΒ iΒ knowΒ youΒ haveΒ troubleΒ sayingΒ howΒ youΒ feel .Β β
βΒ iΒ wasΒ aΒ goodΒ personΒ forΒ sixΒ months .Β thatβsΒ likeΒ fiveΒ years .Β β
βΒ iΒ wasnβtΒ worthΒ changingΒ for .Β β
βΒ iΒ willΒ literallyΒ seeΒ youΒ allΒ inΒ hell .Β β
βΒ inΒ theΒ wordsΒ ofΒ myΒ actualΒ friendsΒ :Β yaΒ basic !Β β
βΒ isΒ everythingΒ okay ?Β iΒ mean ,Β otherΒ than ,Β youΒ know β¦Β everything .Β β
βΒ isΒ thisΒ whyΒ youΒ cameΒ here ?Β toΒ scoldΒ meΒ onΒ theΒ metricΒ system ?Β β
βΒ iβmΒ gonnaΒ eatΒ allΒ thisΒ chili β¦Β and / orΒ dieΒ trying .Β doΒ youΒ wantΒ any ?Β β
βΒ iβmΒ gonnaΒ missΒ you ,Β bud .Β β
βΒ iβmΒ outtie ,Β seeΒ yaΒ inΒ hell !Β β
βΒ iβveΒ gainedΒ aΒ lotΒ ofΒ newΒ skillsΒ recently .Β forΒ example ,Β iΒ learnedΒ howΒ toΒ beΒ passiveΒ aggressive .Β totallyΒ fineΒ thatΒ youΒ guysΒ didnβtΒ notice .Β β
βΒ loveΒ isnβtΒ aΒ triangle ,Β itβsΒ aΒ fiveΒ dimensionalΒ blob .Β β
βΒ moreΒ guysΒ shouldΒ beΒ bi .Β itβsΒ 2018 .Β itβsΒ like ,Β getΒ overΒ yourselves !Β β
βΒ noneΒ ofΒ yourΒ exesΒ haveΒ gottenΒ overΒ you .Β β
βΒ oh no !Β nowΒ theΒ thingΒ iΒ saidΒ afterΒ weΒ kissedΒ willΒ alwaysΒ beΒ β hotΒ diggityΒ dog . βΒ ohΒ well ,Β itΒ wasΒ anΒ honestΒ reactionΒ andΒ iΒ standΒ byΒ that .Β β
βΒ somehow ,Β iΒ neverΒ wantΒ toΒ leaveΒ you .Β β
βΒ thatΒ brokeΒ me .Β iβmΒ done .Β β
βΒ thatβsΒ notΒ aΒ present .Β thatβsΒ justΒ commonΒ decency .Β β
βΒ theΒ otherΒ possibleΒ medicalΒ diagnosisΒ isΒ thatΒ youβreΒ justΒ aΒ bitΒ ofΒ aΒ dick .Β β
βΒ theirΒ bodiesΒ areΒ madeΒ veryΒ poorly .Β theyβreΒ mostlyΒ gooΒ andΒ juice .Β youΒ justΒ takeΒ theΒ juiceΒ outΒ andΒ thenΒ theyβreΒ dead .Β β
βΒ thereβsΒ noΒ pointΒ toΒ anythingΒ andΒ youβreΒ justΒ gonnaΒ dieΒ soΒ doΒ whatever !Β β
βΒ ugh ,Β ofΒ courseΒ yourΒ hugsΒ areΒ amazing .Β β
βΒ wasnβtΒ heΒ bannedΒ fromΒ disneyΒ worldΒ forΒ bitingΒ buzzΒ lightyear ?Β β
βΒ whatΒ aΒ creep .Β whyΒ wasΒ iΒ friendsΒ withΒ him ?Β β
βΒ whateverΒ progressΒ iΒ haveΒ madeΒ itβsΒ becauseΒ youΒ andΒ iΒ haveΒ becomeΒ friends .Β β
βΒ wheneverΒ anyoneΒ tellsΒ meΒ aΒ storyΒ aboutΒ theirΒ lifeΒ iΒ imagineΒ allΒ theΒ peopleΒ asΒ beingΒ superΒ hot .Β otherwiseΒ iΒ quicklyΒ loseΒ interest .Β β
βΒ whoΒ theΒ hellΒ isΒ thisΒ chick ?Β β
βΒ whyΒ doΒ badΒ thingsΒ alwaysΒ happenΒ toΒ mediocreΒ peopleΒ whoΒ areΒ lyingΒ aboutΒ theirΒ identity ?Β β
βΒ whyΒ isΒ itΒ everyΒ timeΒ aΒ newΒ thingΒ isΒ inventedΒ humansΒ immediatelyΒ tryΒ toΒ useΒ itΒ forΒ porn ?Β β
βΒ yeah ,Β iΒ loveΒ you .Β ugh ,Β thatβsΒ embarrassing .Β iΒ feelΒ soΒ itchy .Β β
βΒ youΒ areΒ tooΒ selfishΒ toΒ everΒ beΒ aΒ goodΒ person .Β β
βΒ youΒ gotΒ it ,Β youΒ pieceΒ of ...Β butt .Β β
βΒ youΒ needΒ toΒ ghostΒ her .Β disappear .Β blockΒ herΒ number .Β bonusΒ :Β anythingΒ sheΒ leftΒ inΒ yourΒ apartmentΒ isΒ nowΒ legallyΒ yours .Β β
βΒ youΒ areΒ brilliant ,Β charming ,Β obviouslyΒ gorgeous .Β β
βΒ youβreΒ myΒ friend .Β thatβsΒ whyΒ iΒ canβtΒ killΒ you .Β β