your mom's chest hair

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

shut the hell your mouth

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

this is pure and good, 2k16 is getting better because of pokemon

dogs > boys

I’m laughing so fucking hard

Being 14 is not an excuse to act like an awful human being without consequences or people telling you you’re wrong.

well youre like 27 whats your excuse

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement