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Darling the way your pathetic men beg for mercy is just marvelous, oh you must tell me your secret to creating such delectable agony.

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watching gilligans island rn and read this in a perfect ms. howell voice 👏👏👏 great job

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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

gobusto

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hold on i have to look something up

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the UNABOMBER ????

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What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

gobusto

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hold on i have to look something up

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i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

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oh god i hadn't called my younger cousin in like a year and then when we finally talked again she asked me if there were any fandoms without ships in them

anyway i said something about self-shipping and she said "oh you mean yumeshipping?"

MISS MA'AM CHILD WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT YUMESHIPPING IS

also she knows what yuri and yaoi are + she told me "to be cringe is to be free" T-T

for context she's like 10 and i have no clue where she learned about yumeshipping

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I think the most interesting thing about the “how do you pronounce touhou” post is that it’s not even the most common way to pronounce it. Like, I’ve heard people say “toe-hoo” and “toe-hoe” and “toe-ow” and “toe-ow-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

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↑ person that was banished to the infinite stubbed toe dimension

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worlds most devastating pose

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@cryogenicfreezer i hope you don't mind but i wrote the poem idea you half-formed in the comments

The Side Glance

I am by your side forever

and you are looking forward

To me,

there is only now, with you

To you,

there is only what's next

I am watching your lips move

and you are busy speaking

To me,

there is only this; your voice

To you,

there is only this; your voice

#uhh #i made a thing

Haiiiiii

I always give random image heheh

ah,

capitalism

what .

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Item: A Glass of Water Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game water level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

the ones in sonic idk :DD

There are about 10 quintillion estimated bugs living, they take up 90% of EVERY LIVING THING ON EARTH!

sick 🔥🔥🔥 i <3 bugs (cool bug below)

Item: The Friendship Bracelet Rarity: ⏶ Common

Which game character felt like a genuine childhood friend?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

awh what the hell man whatever . happy belated april fools everybody !!!!

probably i would have been friends with Ida from Monument Valley . or that little robot guy from Machinarium, that was my little friend

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reblog for a bug fact in your inbox

Ebola kink

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Tar Trek

Spar Trek

Bar Trek

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Car Trek

I WARNED U *CHOKES U*

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