This is the Real Me

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

You know man, when I was a kid, I was like 8 years old, I had a foster mom who was a Jehovah’s witness. She used to dress me up in a suit and a bowtie and take me door-to-door to spread the word. Black neighborhoods, white neighborhoods, didn’t matter. I would kick, I’d scream, or whatever, but she would say “Alec, you need to learn how to talk to people.” See, everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and being in a bowtie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she’s cool. But making small talk? It’s like pure terror. Just cut her some slack.

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

Get in loser, we’re going pumpkin carving

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Which is incidentally what makes villains often far more relatable than heroes. 

Same reason lots of em seem gay

me as an adult