The Return of KaibaCopter

Never been more devastated to see a deactivated gimmick blog

gravE ROBBING!

nuh uH IT’S ARCHEOLOGY

the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

oops, in your attempt to martyr yourself out of respect for your victims you accidentally sabotaged your own ability to conceptualize yourself as anything but a perpetual evildoer who is always one bad day away from hurting everyone you love, all but guaranteeing history to repeat itself. rookie mistake

​The people in the notes are only considering abuse from the third person perspective when op is talking about what to do if you have abused. In their “separate people into good and bad categories” they cannot even consider that they themselves might be capable of bad actions. These are the people who need the concept of self forgiveness the most, because if the day comes and you DO do something bad, if you look in the mirror and see an abuser, they will either stick to their guns and refuse this possibility, insisting they are still in the good category and not change their behavior, or they will find that they are the abuser who they believe should burn in hell. And you can’t live like that.

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

I think this is the first time I've ever been wowed by "this ISN'T a painting"!