Nine In The Afternoon

when you can hear a singers accent in a song (◕‿◕✿)

BUT AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MAYLES AND AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TA BEE THA MAN HOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYLES TA FALL DAWN AT YER DOOR

I don’t know whether I love you or hate you

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

The other night I had a dream that they released a new Legend of Zelda game. However, the entire premise of the game was that Zelda and Link were running away from Ganondorf. Zelda kept insisting that they move from location to location without resting. Finally, Link was like “Wtf why are we running?” Zelda looked off in the distance all dramatic and shit… then admitted it was because she didn’t want to share her granola bars with Ganondorf. Link paused and was like “….Seriously?” And then it was just Zelda shoving a whole granola bar into her mouth. I woke up very confused.

waarom bestaat er geen woord voor rondkijken in een menigte en oogcontact proberen te maken met iemand die er niet is

i wonder if youtube poop creators ever stop in the middle of making a video and stare at their screen at like, 5 hours of hard work to make spongebob say “i fucked my own ass” and think “why am i doing this?”

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

witchcraft 

@albion19

It’s berthoolfgigth.

it’s ravioli earwig and beholder

please take pictures of your friends. take pictures of your friends when they laugh, and when they are happy. And when they are sad, too. Take pictures of them partying, studying, eating, or sleeping in your bed. Take pictures of their new hair color, or new shoes, take pictures of them while they roll their first cigarette, and take pictures of their last, when they quit smoking. take pictures of your friends just being themselves. Tell them they are beautiful all the time you think it. They may dislike these pictures now. but  one day, very very far from this year, they will be thankful