@p00pdev1l

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

Transportation

@letsblogwithmama does this count?

yup!! Let's get transported by mama!!

just a girl trying not to rip her skin off 

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time