the grim embrace

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

the last two people on earth have "cancelled" one another.

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

bearer of the curse....... i require thy credit card information.....

seek the expiration date & three digits on the back..... lest this land swallow you whole......

how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3