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100 days of roman reigns → day 67/100

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Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

drst

*fistbump*

bitchwhoyoukiddin

Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

fluffy-overlord

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

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airspaniel

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

jehovahhthickness

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

putmeincoach

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

sunquark

i love keanu reeves

holdtightposts

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

50shadesofyodaddysdick

An angel

elusianknight

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

missshirley

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

lexxerduglas

Even more anecdotes have been added to this since I last saw it and it’s just.

So good.

What an exceptional person.

imaplatypus-art

A good boy taking a well deserved nap

witchofthegermanforest

A napping Platypus?

therealslimshady

witchofthegermanforest

PERRY THE NAPPING PLATYPUS!

hell-propaganda

*ends my father’s bloodline*

myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021

<3

nocontextgoodplace

lilsmunky

How we greet friends now

catpacks-deactivated20240223

2020 mood

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ruinedchildhood

allelitewrestlings

“Even though I know you’re not gonna listen… Because I wouldn’t.”

magicmalcolm

Becky Lynch: “Finn can be so immature sometimes.”

Sami Zayn: “Awww, remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink 2 Capri-Suns at once?”

Finn Bálor, running in holding 3 Capri-Suns: “Guys, yer not gonna fucking believe this!”

allelitewrestlings

glumshoe

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

lilnasxvevo

что, черт возьми?

glumshoe

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

narwhalsarefalling

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

drinkingcherrysyrup

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке

narwhalsarefalling

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

enlightenedrobot

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

glumshoe

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

bunnymoon-phase

duckduckngoose

For the people who would like to know what’s going on

cuddlebutt-kitty

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fanonical

lee: hi i'm lee jordan and welcome to wizard hacks, where i tell you the real lifehacks for wizards!

lee: today's hack - keeping your house warm by pissing off a dragon

fanonical

dumbledore: don't disrespect me! i am hogwarts' first gay headmaster!

mcgonagall: yeah and i'm about to be the second

fanonical

crookshanks: why am i the only competent pet here

crookshanks: i'm an asshole

hedwig: uh, hello?

crookshanks: sorry, i can only hear animals who survive 'til the end

allelitewrestlings

Jon Moxley | AEW Dynamite (July 22, 2020)

midnightvrose

100 days of roman reigns →day 40/100

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shitthehousessay

Ravenclaw: *points to space* !!!!!!

Gryffindor: ????

Ravenclaw: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!

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