Measure in Love

since tumblr is getting deleted if you care to find me look to the western sky

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone

Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines

Glitch in the matrix

Lagging in online games be like.

EHAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT CAT CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AWAY ANY TIME IT WANTS CUZ YOU CAN SEE IT NORMALLY STEP UP TO A PERSON BUT THEN JUST GOES BACK TO DOING A FUNNY WALK, SO I THINK IT’S HAVING FUN!

the face I make when someone tries to speak to me before 11am

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Smooth @linmanuel

When you have to rap Yorktown but all you remember is your monologue in ‘the world is wide enough’ and this happens

that “WOOOOO” tho omg Lin Miranda you are such a dear smol shithead 

LIN YOU FORGOT A LINE TO THE SONG YOU WROTE @linmanuel get your act together.

this is pure gold

I’m sorry but I’m cackling at this so bad