With all these ants getting shot, you'd think we're fighting a beast wa

Reminder that I can pick up and crush most of you.

murderer is a lovely name for the newborn baby

Cheddar is proving to be the best child ever and the only child that matters.

I bet that your son isn't a rat with six eyes and two tails and eats berries like a maniac. I bet your son isn't that cute. I bet you can't teach your son how to do tricks.

your son cant even sort blocks by shape. your son cnat rewire a control panel.

His legal name is Rattrap 2 but his nickname is Cheddar.

HIS NAME is rattrap cheddar cheesy the esteemed esquire 2.

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

If I were to wiggle my tiny useless blue arms, I wouldn't get rejected.

you woulddnt because youre so charismatic and sexy

the vet said i’m being put down on friday

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you