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quick dni if you have never seen the spongebob squarepants movie

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

ONE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) TWO (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) THREE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FOUR (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FIVE (NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S)

happy pride month

When will pride month be over already

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

the murder victim got better

clarifying the person he actually murdered got better. his mom is dead

Sort of

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

how to grow the fuck up

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

Ima need this eventually

same fam.

Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice

Reblogging now for future me

I’m sure future me will need at least one of these links.

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