i moved blogs lol

matching couples shirts that say “HE’S MINE” and “SHE’S CRAFT”

lord give me the strength to not buy fifteen new sweaters this fall

liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

Giggling like a schoolgirl laying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air on the phone with my friends but I'm sharpening an ornate battle-axe

dev the whole movie is literally about exploring a body

Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.

I had a bagel so naturally I am now immune to pain sickness death etc