everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

'women have too high standards for men' 'its impossible to live up to what women want from men' 'women are too picky and bitchy and mean to unattractive men' thats news to me because i keep meeting and learning about women who would be better off snorting arsenic than even associating with the men that they are dating

sometimes jakey is an ok guy who is just annoying to have around and sometimes jakey needs to actually die for the betterment of society

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.