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Welcome to the blog of the high priest of the Rat Lord, Titter. You may also refer to me as titter. Lowercase only, so as to distinguish me from Him. Stay as long as you like.

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I WAS ON PINTEREST AND FOUND THIS IT FRICKING SENT ME DUDE
hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldnât love smoking weedÂ
To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed
bugs bunny is not realÂ

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The Pot. My greatest enemy.
I went on a hike at a state park last weekend. It was a very lovely time, except that there was quite a bit of. Hill climbing. I am not in as good a shape as I thought I was. The views were worth it! And the mud. There was a lot of mud in places.Â
Iâm about to go to bed and this will probably flop buuut
Letâs try a tag game!!
Favourite time of day (golden hour, blue hour, sunrise / sunset, or could even be an everyday constant that had nothing to do with the light & colour of the sky!!)
Example: either twilight (blue) hour or golden hour where the sun rays stream through my window :3
Tags!!
@darkness-offical @astronaut-offical @grapefruit-offical @definitely-ao3-offical @i-am-cursed-with-emotion @the-darkness-offical
Have fun!!
Thank you for the tag!
I do love golden hour, it's so beautiful. But also that moment real early in the morning where the sun just peaks over the horizon and falls across the land after hours of darkness, that's just beautiful, it's life, like a moment of spring after winter, no matter the season.
Tags: @stories-i-guess @ratbuffoon @3scythes @kosmogrl @cazador-the-dragon and anyone else who wants to because I know I've forgotten a bunch of folks! :]
Thank you your majesty!
I LOVE when it has just finished raining, the sun is starting to shine again and you can still smell the rain!
@lowkeyinurwalls @voj231ku @randomfriendlyloser @ratlordtitter @minty-tea-soup @homo-without-the-sexual + open tags because I'm forgetful :/ of course no pressure to participate! Have a great day everyone! :3
My favorite time of day is Dusk, as the sun slowly sinks behind the horizon and the light grows hazy. My Lord Titter, however, enjoys the brightest part of the summer day, where nothing can be hidden by shadow. Tagging @dogboydickswizzle, @deathdovesong, and @foppossumtrishaa
Titter Says: May the 4th be with you!
Edit done by @notthestarwar
NOW we're talking
Another one to see it eat
CHEESE! Scrumptious, scrumptious cheese for Titter!

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Behold! The story you've seen before, but new- Count Titter!Â
Art by the lovely @felixeis003
Titter has deigned it appropriate to share some of His lore. His being of eternal existence and possibilities has many beginnings. In one, a loving family. In another, a father barely present. Yin and Yang. He Says: do not take love for granted, for a world of less fortune is not as far away as it seems. For every holiday surrounded by friends and family, another exists full of only reticence. Do not drive love away by believing it to be unneeded.
Once again thinking of my trip to the Bay Area. It was to spread the word of Titter of course, and to learn better how to spread His word. One of those ways was to attend a small concert. Live music tends to bring forth feelings of togetherness⌠Titter does enjoy togetherness. Of all types. Ah. Anyway. Bones Shredder puts on a good show, and was a good sport about being asked to sign my cape (or perhaps, more specifically, about learning that my name is âtitterâ)
experience the reimagining of the timeless classic that made americans around the world fall in love with candy
ppl are so annoying âyou canât paint ur bedroom pink youâre an adultâ i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to âthink about the futureâ
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as â14 year old girl purpleâ (through whatâs wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I donât know, even if theyâre not what I want as an adult). They didnât believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a âdark purpleâ, it would be âdepressingâ. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, âOh yeah, thatâs really pretty.â (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck âem, please yourself. Either theyâll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be âmatureâ about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that Iâm 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, Iâm just like âmarriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.â If they donât like it then they donât have to come to my wedding.
https://xkcd.com/150/
I would like you all to view my office. Iâm thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
Iâm thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesnât mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.
GROWING UP DOESNâT MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
GROWING UP DOESNâT
MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have told this story before, and I will tell it again, because I am An Old now and repeating stories forever is our prerogative:
When I bought my house, the kitchen was multiple shades of dingy white. It was dismal, but it was now mine! So went to the hardware store for paint (well, several trips, painted swatches on panel, etc â Iâm very picky. But this was the final, ârealâ trip). It was a busy day in the paint section. There were at least five people behind me in line.
Now, remember, latex paint is slightly lighter and brighter when wet than it is when dry. And Iâd decided to paint my kitchen candy-apple red. The hardware store employee took my gallon off the Paint Jiggler and cracked it open to put a dab on the top, revealing the most incredibly deep pink, and behind me I hear the entire line of people say,
âOh my god.â
âŚin perfect chorus.
I did not realize up until that moment that shocking a crowd of strangers with my paint color choices was a life goal, but at that moment I felt an absolutely overwhelming sense of achievement.
This is the door to my garage. It used to be white. Live your best life.
Mischief the cat says âWho goes there?â
Every visiting friend says âThis is so cool.â
If youâre looking for an excuse to do some decorating that will make your soul sing, this entire thread is your sign to do it and donât look back!
This is the door to
my garage. It used to be
white. Live your best life.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Iâm 35. I have been told my place looks like maybe a LP fan lives there.
Not sure what they mean.
When I first moved into my place, I painted the spare room, that eventually became my office, lime green, the kind of lime green that glows down the corridor when I open the door - The colour was only available as an âaccent colourâ in the section of paints intended for childrenâs playrooms, and in the shop I got a lot of âOh your son will love this!â And from people I knew I got a lot of âOh well, youâre 21 now, youâre basically a teenager, this is a terrible idea, youâll hate it and need to pull out all the furniture to repaint it.â And I have to report that I am now in my forties and my office still looks like this, and it makes me smile every time I see it.
this is such a modern idea, too
not decorating trends; those have always existed. but the idea that color and decoration is inherently childish
this is the dining room at the Eustis Estate in Milton, Massachusetts, from 1878 (where I used to work, briefly). the walls are TEXTURED MICA SHIMMER on a green background. Adult Space For Adults!
A jewelry shop in Paris c. 1901. kids canât buy jewelry!
who can forget the classic 1950s colorful bathroom? Iâm not a huge fan, but still! adult space! bright colors; decorative designs!
meanwhile âyouâre immature if you like Art Nouveauâ is a hot take Iâve really, seriously seen on this webbed site (only once, thank the gods). I donât know who started this, but Iâm going to kill them
I think a lot of it stems from the ubiquitous Waterhouse prints that were sold on college campuses for 20 years. like why would I get a free pass if it were Monet instead Western culture is stupid. The entire point of being an adult is breakfast for dinner and cake for breakfast and dying with the most toys.
instantly decided to reblog when i got to GROWING UP DOESNâT MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
The examples of decorated homes above are both either modern or upper class, which makes it easy to dismiss because âsure the rich people have beautiful homesâ and âsure, modern middle-class people have lots of color in their homes.â
So hereâs two examples of traditional Norwegian farmhouse interiors. You know. The kinds of places peasants live in.
This type of painting is called ârosemalingâ and today you usually find it on, like, carved wooden bowls and such that are only used for decoration. But back two centuries ago, it was very common to find the interiors of homes covered in it, in projects that were painted little by little over the decades. Because itâs beautiful to look at, paint is the cheapest way of decorating your house, and what else are you going to do on the long winter nights when itâs too dark and cold to work outdoors?
But mostly, they did it because it made them happy, and it was beautiful.
Those old peasants were on to something, I think.
Titter says: be a true freak. Don't let any social ideas of strangeness turn you away from being the person that you are. Embrace the chaos of human nature.

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Anemone song
Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song
The Anemone Song! My second favorite song in existence. A true classic.
@inneskeeper
...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah
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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?Â
Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasnât gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.Â
(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while youâre at it 'cause this is the last time youâll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??
(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I donât know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.