Personal Blog

just saw a progressive ad where a young woman is working in a completely dark office (implying after hours) and the narrator was like “look at amy now, working hard to buy a boat later” and then it cut to amy at around 60 on a small pontoon boat and it was supposed to be funny or whatever but it was so fucking bleak to me. so absolutely completely bleak. 60 year old amy having fun with her progressive agent on her pontoon boat because you’re only allowed to have fun after retirement because before retirement you’re supposed to grind yourself to dust in a dark office after everyone else has gone home. amy can’t even have that boat now. it wasn’t even a nice boat. it wasn’t even a yacht it was just a shitty little pontoon. grind yourself up to afford a shit boat in 30 years, maybe

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

You can lie when you name things

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex

sometimes women just do things

as a masochist it is your duty to make sadists feel comfortable expressing their desire to hurt people. if im allowed to say "i should be getting cut open and have my organs fondled bloodystyle" sadists should be able to say "i should be cutting someone open and fondling their organs bloodystyle". SADISTS GET BEHIND ME. i Will protect you