rather certain

lord take away all of megan thee stallion’s pain and please give it to biden

i can't believe people find military men attractive. you might as well drink car gasoline at that point

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

Scamp

They’re always making really sick clothes for five years olds and then for 25 year old men they put a sad graphic of Mario on t shirt or something

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy