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i mean just imagine it bro like it’s story time, and kataras like “alright kids what do you wanna hear about tonight?” because i’m assuming kataang telling their badass stories before bedtime is a common occurance, and some how they land on the idea of telling the tale of how it all came to be. Katara looks at aang and says “you wanna start this?” and aang says “nah, you were always better at telling this story anyways. i’ll just sit back and listen.” and so katara looks excitedly at her children and says “okay father round and get comfy kids, this is a long one. Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked!”

And for all my homies who are monster fuckers out there, these ones are for you 😌✌️

them: oh that’s amazing! i definitely have to check it out now!

me, being a little shit, knowing the grief they’re bouta go through:

trevor and sypha: him?

taka and sumi: Alucard. we have him.

trevor and sypha: oh.

taka and sumi: oh..?

trevor: yeah you don’t have him.

taka and sumi: wha- yes we do!

sypha: no, you don’t have him. he has you. good luck!

i was just listening to monster mash, as you do while spooky season approaches, and THE LYRICS SAY, AND I QUOTE:

“The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolfman,

Dracula, and his son”

alucard:

Roses,

tears,

Vanilla,

betrayal.

trevor:

piss, shit, vomit, beer, body odor, and

Failure

Sypha:

Jasmine, Vanilla, Spice, and

~ m a g i k ~

Hector:

Fire Wood,

manipulation,

Fresh Moring Dew,

betrayal,

Petrichor

trust issues,

and how could i forget

~Rotten Flesh~

Issac:

blood, sweat, and tears. literally.