Ziglets

I really wish I didn’t struggle with homosexuality. If anyone has any tips on how to be better at it, I would love to hear them.

went to see Super Mario Galaxy and saw a poster for Faces of Death??? They’re remaking Faces of Death??? They did a TERRIBLE job with marketing, that seems like huge news!

Will Pendarvis playing Neverending Story and saying it was popularized by Stranger Things is killing me rn

I like when I’m sitting in my car and it stops vibrating for a second and then corrects itself by vibrating harder than normal. We’re not so different, you and I.

You can get away with anything if you say it’s in the name of something. Would I stop a robbery if it was in the name of love? Of course not. I wouldn’t stop a robbery at all.

I had 5 Hour Energy for the first time yesterday and felt like I was on the verge of dying for 4 hours. 0/10, should’ve been 5