seafaring lunar girl

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

i have a disease that makes me get real stupid whenever i hear a song from the 1980s and it’s called being bisexual

longcat is probably dead :(

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

this is a good post

WHOLESOME UPDATE