*Sword clink noise*

Not my regular kind of post, but I was just thinking about this. I get such pleasure from typing ^_^ face. I always feel bad ass when I say it. I think it’s because the keys are both at the top of the keyboard away from where my hands usually are and they are also far from each other, so when I type ^_^ face, I stop my usual typing rhythms to hit three keys really decisively and powerfully. It makes me feel like I’m putting in some sort of code in a movie

This bitch had like 5 accents

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*