tuukka rask is good

my shoulder angel and devil are too busy having gay sex to care about anything i'm doing

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

you got to move on and life opens up

looking for closure is basically making an excuse to hold on to that person. the disrespect is the closure. the closure you should seek is the one with yourself, and saying good bye to the version of you that allowed the disrespect to happen so that you do not put yourself in the same position again.