Bald Damon Albarn

fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree

you must agree harder

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

I'm so fascinated by people who seem to believe that analyzing media is somehow taking the joy out of it. Like. Do you not enjoy thinking? Does taking stuff apart and figuring out how it works not give you a hit of dopamine? And you get mad when you see people having fun in this way? What a sad, miserable way to engage with the world.

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Having Sakura be your fav character is so fun when you ignore how badly she’s written and when a whiny ass pick me/incel isn’t bitching about how much they hate her in your ear

the sasuke glazing chuds are calling me a pedo for liking an overhated character, chat.

whole american economy rn is like, ai, gambling, and ozempic

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

i do think that if you are a professional film critic and are reviewing the new wuthering heights, you have an obligation to acknowledge emerald fennell's decision to cast heathcliff as a white man. like it is that serious to me.

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt