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Commission. For the cover of @icanwritesorta ‘s longfic. Featuring her lovely F!MC, Leanna, and our HL Slytherin gang.
Thank you so so much for choosing me to draw the cover 🙇🏻♀️
Ngl, the glass almost murdered me but it was worth it!!
Shoutout to @pierrot-dokki and @sadlynotanashryver for being there on my streams for the whole process 🥰 You two motivated me sooo much to concentrate even more!!
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what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.
So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
I’m so proud of everyone in this post
Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
Well I guess I have
future plans I need to see
come to fruition
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.
This week's patreon studies are about drawing feet.

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I made my version of the Demon Hunters 🇧🇷(first generation)
I really loved this trend
Oh I did end up watching Kpop demon hunters last night
Generations of locking the fuck in.
I LOVE THEM!!!
the concept art is so fucking gorgeous I can’t

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SODA POP FOR WEEKS . . . [non-thumbnails ver in my Patreon!]
In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
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Fanart of one of my favourite MC, Clora Clemons 😍 (She belongs to @choccy-milky)
im actually at a loss for words right now.... this is so BEAUTIFUL, oh my GOD?!?!😭😭the flowers and clora's name, and the art nouveau style??? im so honoured and happy...you've been one of my favourite artists from the very beginning, and i love ALL of your work. its so surreal and amazing to see clora in your style AND to see her with sebastian in your style😭😭clora looks so soft and elegant, i love everything about how you drew her. her gentle expression and the delicate pose of her hand...💖 💖 and of course, seb's possessive arms around her and his content smile 🥹💖 my heart is beating so fast right now THANK YOU SO MUCH TAMAYULA-SAN🙇♀️🧎♀️🙏ILL SERIOUSLY CHERISH THIS FOREVER AND EVER!!😭💖💖MY NEW PHONE WALLPAPER💖 💖

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That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you
sure?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.
I only liked this for the gif
No one asked but I think the secret to making the enemies-to-lovers trip work is respect. They can loath each other, but they have to loath each other as equals. Like “sorry but no one else is allowed to murder this man but me” + “it’s an honor and privilege to despise you.”
#oh that is KEY #it’s enemies-to-lovers not ‘just some upsetting person-to-lovers’ #they have to Matter to you in one specific direction of which the polarity gets flipped #the other one is also a thing but it’s a different Thing #enemies to lovers is based on them being the most important person in the room - it's just that the reason inverts