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spongebob is a gay twink and he’d let larry the lobster smash him

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder kids hate vegetables. They’re taught that veggies are supposed to taste bad. but imagine: veggies with spices. Veggies in curry. veggies that are broiled, soaked, sautéed. aghhhh veggies are so good

Veggies of color (VOC)

I’m just a simple gal who likes dogs and making out with pretty girls

concept: going to bed early and getting eight, maybe even nine hours of sleep. the bed has clean sheets and the room is a perfect temperature for sleep. all important work is finished. you can wake up whenever without any pressure or impending activity the next day.

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

I hate diet talk, I hate the normalised fucking diet pills, diet shakes, meal supplements, I hate the weight loss tips in magazines and the constant glorification of calorie free, I fucking hate it

@afrolatina-asshole us

Wowwww you already posted this 😭

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

I fucking swear like it’s only February and I’m fed up.

Good thing terra got cancelled

why do you need so many??

need me a freak that likes watching food network shows 9 hours a day in complete silence