Raquel Price

[Standing on the edge of a building]

I do agree some hairstyles are pretty bad. But I don’t think anyone doesn’t deserve their head, they’re here for something. 

Some people would be better as headless corpses walking around, as a matter of fact. Only then they'd stop being idiots and be somewhat useful. Ha.

I think you’d be surprised at what I’m capable of handling. I don’t want to be the average wide eyed freshman. I have a lot I intend to accomplish.

Any good mind knows that almost everything is politics, Professor Price. Olivia Hall, nice to meet you.

You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that, Miss... [stops at hearing her last name, as if caught by surprise] Hall.

Are there any available seats in your class?

Of course. Politics is not very sought after; it seems the majority of students here are more on the artistic side. Oh, well. What is your name, dear?

[opens her mouth, but stutters]

Subtle isn’t really my thing but I’ll try my best, ma’am.

Good. You know, the greatest things of life are achieved with subtlety. Stealth, even.

[on the phone] Yes Ma. I already called Mona and Matt. Yeah. I sent grandma a card. Uh huh. Of course I’m wearing yellow. It’s like you don’t know me at all. Look, a student’s waiting for me. Talk to you later. Love you. Bye. [hangs up the phone] Well, that was…fun.

[moves away from the door, after being noticed] Not a student, actually. I'm sorry for interrupting your lovely conversation... if you were considering on carrying it on, that is.

Oh. [inhales slowly] So, please tell me, why exactly you want me to fuck off for? Did I kill someone you loved and I don't remember it?

Your, uh, fly is down.

[opens her mouth, but stutters]

Who in their right minds would use that kind of gel? it sounds disgusting. 

Oh, but the types we see. Some hairstyles are of bad taste enough for the person to not be deserving of their own goddamned heads.

Not much of a talker, you.

Yes, that’s right. And you are?

Raquel Price, International Politics Professor. Nice to meet you, Miss Bulgria. [extends hand for a handshake] I'm a newcomer myself.

They call this an office? Oh dear, we’ll have to fix this won’t we?

A sad reality, isn't it?

Is it? I had no idea. I was just browsing on the internet and found some weird shot names. 

A shot, huh. And here was I thinking Gorilla snot was a terrible name for hair gel; it got worse.

Oh no I quite like my life. Professor. Price. 

Tsk tsk tsk

Did I really just sleep all day?

If that's actually true, perhaps today would be a good day to rethink your life, Miss Sharma.