Howdy, stranger. I ain't got the knack like some folks to gussy up this here introduction, so let's just cut to the chase, y'hear?
Well, I'll be, I'm radqueer-adj, propara and older than dirt, bless my heart. I'm also the law 'round these parts, and if you ain't fond of me or happen to be one of my did-wrongers, that's just gonna make things mighty complicated for ya. And I reckon I'm your dad too, part and parcel of the whole shebang, I didn't make the rules, sugar.
Well, hush my mouth, ain't gonna jaw on about this all day.
TransIDs: TransYtO, TransXXCentury, PermaDad, PermaGroomer, CisTanned, CisBPD, CisObsessive, TrisSheriff, TrisRapist. HyperReligious.
Paraphilias: YAP, biastophilia, incestophilia, dacryphilia, somnophilia, narkobiastophilia, breeding kink, power imbalance, hierophilia, odaxelagnia, frotteurism, hematolagnia.
If we kin (or not) I'll fuck you, but I reckon I'm kinda partial to boys.
Verse and switch, but I lean towards dom, good luck tryin' to dominate me. Now, I'm a 'cis' (not really) fella wearin' a trans body, so if you're hankerin' for some lady parts, I got 'em, and if you're cravin' for somethin' else, well, I got that too.
Completed report: Asks.
Newspaper at your door: 💛🩷. Caelicio. 🌻🪲. 🛹🎸. 🐇(🥕). 🍼🧼. 🧁🐇. 🫧🧊. 🦌. 🩰. 🐁. 🌴🌼. 🐾🩸. 💙🐶. 🕰️. 🪖🩹. (claimed emojis)
Activity may vary due to changes in front and real-life events.
Please avoid using tone tags with me as much as possible.
