Imaginary Cafe™

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

reverse superman

subparwoman

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door