let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

If you tell me you’re thinking about me, that shit would make my whole day.

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent