smoking a beer
chugging a blunt
i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

Three Goblin Art
taylor price
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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hello vonnie
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@randomwolf23
smoking a beer
chugging a blunt
i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

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Here's 10 foods that I love that a lot of people seem to hate. Pick your LEAST favorite!
đ Mushrooms (I also eat them raw)
𼼠Coconut (or coconut flavored stuff)
𦪠Oysters
đ Tomatoes (judging you)
đ Goat's cheese
đ Beets (I know that's not a beet, shush)
đ Anchovies
đŤ Olives
Ginger (I'm out of emoji's ;_;)
Brussel sprouts (let's settle this)
I'm really curious because these foods seem to be hated âď¸ more for me
pls reblog, if it bothers you that I ask for a reblog, this is not the social media for you bitch boy. Gimme the numbers
Some of you never fell in love with an unromancable NPC and it shows
STOP REBLOGGING THIS STOP STOP IT
I demonstrate the 10 types of magic â¨
Chocolate guy this, chocolate guy that.
WHEN IS TUMBLR GOING TO JOIN ME IN COLLECTIVELY LOSING OUR SHIT OVER STOP-MO GUY?
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING STOP-MO GUY FOR YEARS AND I CONTINUE TO SCREAM AT THE CASUAL DISREGARD OF REALITY.

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Manhwa/Manga Discord for the Ladies, Gaydies, and Theydies!
Are you a fan of manga/manhwa, but canât find good ones that suit your interests? Looking for manga/manhwa that appeals to adult women, people of color, the disabled, or the LBGTQIA+ crowd? Want LGBT romance thatâs not just pornography or grossly misogynistic? Want disabled, PoC, and LGBT representation thatâs accurate and not horribly offensive? Are you a part of a scanlation team that specializes in these topics, but canât find an audience?
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Just a bunch of Useful websites - Updated for 2023
Removed/checked all links to make sure everything is working (03/03/23). Hope they help!
Sejda - Free online PDF editor.
Supercook - Have ingredients but no idea what to make? Put them in here and itâll give you recipe ideas.
Still Tasty - Trying the above but unsure about whether that sauce in the fridge is still edible? Check here first.
Archive.ph - Paywall bypass. Like 12ft below but appears to work far better and across more sites in my testing. Iâd recommend trying this one first as I had more success with it.
12ft â Hate paywalls? Try this site out.
Where Is This - Want to know where a picture was taken, this site can help.
TOS/DR - Terms of service, didnât read. Gives you a summary of terms of service plus gives each site a privacy rating.
OneLook - Reverse dictionary for when you know the description of the word but canât for the life of you remember the actual word.
My Abandonware - Brilliant site for free, legal games. Has games from 1978 up to present day across pc and console. Youâll be surprised by some of the games on there, some absolute gems.
Project Gutenberg â Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.
Ninite â New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.
PatchMyPC - Alternative to ninite with over 300 app options to keep upto date. Free for home users.
Unchecky â Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.
Sci-Hub â Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if itâs not here, try the next link in our list.
LibGen â Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.
Zotero â A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.
Car Complaints â Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.
CamelCamelCamel â Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.
Have I Been Pawned â Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if youâve ever a victim of a breach.
I Have No TV - A collection of documentaries for you to while away the time. Completely free.
Radio Garden â Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.
Just The Recipe â Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.
Tineye â An Amazing reverse image search tool.
My 90s TV â Simulates 90âs TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.
Foto Forensics â Free image analysis tools.
Old Games Download â A repository of games from the 90âs and early 2000âs. Get your fix of nostalgia here.
Online OCR â Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.
Remove Background â An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.
Twoseven â Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.
Terms of Service, Didnât Read â Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.
Coolors â Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.
This To That â Need to glue two things together? Thisâll help.
Photopea â A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.
BitWarden â Free open source password manager.
Just Beam It - Peer to peer file transfer. Drop the file in on one end, click create link and send to whoever. Leave your pc on that page while they download. Because of how it works there are no file limits. Itâs genuinely amazing. Best file transfer system I have ever used.
Atlas Obscura â Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.
ID Ransomware â Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasnât been cracked yet.
Way Back Machine â The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.
Rome2Rio â Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.
Splitter â Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.
myNoise â Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.
DeepL â Best language translation tool on the web.
Forvo â Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.
For even more useful sites, there is an expanded list that can be found here.
The long read: For centuries, fictional narratives have used outer difference to telegraph inner monstrosity. As someone who uses a wheelcha
10 Ways to Avoid Writing Insecurity
by Sean Platt
Face it. There are few things as intimidating as the blinding white of a blank page.
It makes no difference if itâs an empty sheet lying on our desk, or a blank screen, aiming between our eyes. Defeating ânothingâ by subjecting it to âsomethingâ with our words is what gives a writer breath.
Whether to pay our bills or please our muse, eventually words must spill. Here are ten tips to help plow past writing insecurity.
1. Appreciate your unique perspective.
No one sees the world exactly like you, and no one can articulate it in quite the same way. The oldest stories are told and then retold, not because they invent new things to say, but because inside a timeless message, each storyteller may weave a million individual moments.
2. Writing is conversation.
The more we speak, the more we understand the fundamentals. Writing is no different. Most of the time, our brains operate on the surface, doing only what must be done. We may adopt the push and pull of conversation to push our voice further. Writing, much like a good discussion, can help us dig a little deeper.
3. Allow your influences to shape your voice, not drown it.
Creativity is borrowed. None of us formed our thoughts in a vacuum, and all of us were subject to a myriad of different models. Inspiration lives inside us, and our subconscious never forgets. We need not copy our heroes, their hand is always there to guide us.
4. Believe.
You can do it! Fear is a set of handcuffs, keeping our fingers from flight. If you donât believe in yourself, then no one else will either.
5. Ignore the rules.
Rules can be intimidating; intimidation a shortcut to insecurity. You may not know precisely when to use a comma and when to use parentheses, but that decision will never equal the importance of a good idea. We first need broad strokes to lend foundation. We wash our world in red, blue, yellow, and green. Chartreuse and vermillion come later.
6. Write for someone specific.
Nothing will crystallize your voice, like scribbling for a single set of eyes. It doesnât matter who it is, and it doesnât have to be the same person twice. Write as though you are speaking to them. Design your jokes to make them smile, your words to feel them near.
7. Write without pause, return later.
Alone with our thoughts, it is easy to think the worst, but we should never allow them to slow us down. When our inner whisper begins to shout, we must lower our nose and keep on going. Once drained, leave. Return later, and youâll likely be surprised at what youâve written.
8. Take pride.
Our words are simply a more permanent version of our thought. Be proud of who you are, and know that what you write is a reflection of you.
9. Even Stephen King writes with his door closed.
No one gets it right the first time through. Just start. Even if the world will be watching once you are finished, no one is watching you now. Close the door, breathe the silence, and let whatâs inside you come out to play.
10. Dip your toe, then jump⌠the waterâs fine.
The first keystroke is always the hardest, but begetting something from nothing is what separates us from the lower species (well, that and opposable thumbs). Pushing past our fear and into uncertainty, is when weâre most likely to find ourselves.
saying âyou are a burden on societyâ is just such a weird framing of priorities Itâs like saying âwow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you werenât sitting in itâ or âthink how dry that umbrella would be if you werenât holding it in between you and the rainstormâ. the things we create? theyâre for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry.Â

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redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!
ok but do yaâll have any idea of the size of a newborn bear cub?
they are the size and shape of mole rats!!!!
#put them back theyâre not done baking
Listen here, gaud, I am a fuckin veterinary technician and I thought that was a puppy
If you brought me that goddamn thing I would be like thatâs a weird dog but okay
Polar Bears:
Puppy Dogs:
I perceive no differences
THE FACT I ACCIDENTALLY MIXED UP THE 2ND AND 4TH PICS ONLY STRENGTHENS MY POINT OKAY
Hey gaud,
Do you know that in medieval bestiaries, one of the stories about bears is that they are born basically boneless and formless ânot unlike your avatar and fanartâ and the mother bear licks the baby bear into the proper shape?
holy crackers, i looked up some illustrations from medieval bestiaries to see if this was true and
i learn so many concerning facts on tumblr.edu
(also it turns out this is the origin of the expression âlick [someone] into shapeâ)
Skip Google for Research
As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse. It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search termsÂ
As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable. As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.
Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.
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Google is so powerful that it âhidesâ other search systems from us. We just donât know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
oh buddy you gotta see this bat
this is the Pallid Bat, they are intensely photogenic, i hope you enjoy their dainty little smiles!
FRIEND
Ok wait on the subject of bats
have you ever seen a bager panda bat?
They're so smol
Look at it's lil face
on that note i am delighted to introduce you to the bumblebee bat aka one of the world's smallest mammals!
Ouch

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Carolina Lowcountry Gothic
-Â They say Charleston is the most haunted city in South Carolina. What they donât tell you is that theyâre all haunted.
-Â Everyone knows and talks about the gray ghosts - the Gray Man who shows up on Pawleyâs Island whenever a hurricane is coming, the Gray Lady who wanders Debordieu and Brookgreen Gardens morning the loss of her son. But nobody talks about the Gray Creatures on the beach. You ask the old man - the one whoâs lived here as long as anyone can remember - and he tells you theyâre just Sand Cats. âYes, they looked like cats,â you tell him, âBut they didnât really move like cats, and they were awfully big -â The old man cuts you off with a waving motion and shakes his head. âSand Cats!â he insists, his voice almost angry. âTheyâre nothinâ but Sand Cats, and I wonât hear no more about it!â
-Â The wind whispers through all the trees, but when it passes through the fronds of the palmetto, it laughs - a dry, raspy laugh, its tones even more ancient than the distant thunder of cannon fire from across the harbor. You ask your friend if he heard it, too. He laughs - a nervous echo of the wind - and says your ears are playing tricks on you.
-Â The tour guide tells stories of all the hauntings in Charleston - the souls of prisoners who died at the Provost Dungeon, Lavinia Fisher at the Old City Jail, the Gentleman Pirate Stede Bonnet and his crew at Whitepoint Gardens, the girl with consumption buried alive in the graveyard, the baby that cries in the yard of St. Philipâs Church. The stories always vary a bit, and the ghosts donât mind. Theyâre just happy to be remembered. You ask the tour guide about the old Market, the hub of Charlestonâs slave trade - surely such a place, steeped in cruelty and disregard for human life, is bound to be haunted as well. The tour guideâs face grows stiff. They donât talk about the Market. The last guide to speak of them nearly choked to death in the middle of his tour. The tour guide can still see his face - cheeks turning purple, eyes shot through with blood and terror. The Market ghosts are off limits. They are done being exploited.
-Â Thereâs something about the ladies who sell sweetgrass baskets on street corners that entrances you - bright smiles and bright clothing, dark eyes dancing, skin gleaming with sweat. If you canât afford their wares, at least smile or nod and say âGood morning.â âBoy, âe sure how outchea!â one says, waving a hand in front of her face. You can reply in one of three ways: âSure is!â, âInnit though?â, or âBoy howdy!â Variations of these are acceptable, but you must reply. Â Never ignore the basket ladies.
-Â Everyone knows about the Lizard Man. The only part of the story anyone can get straight is that heâs a giant lizard who comes out at night and leaps on peopleâs cars. It sounds ridiculous. You laugh. The locals stare at you with wide eyes. âYou wonât be laughinâ when he busts through your windshield,â they say.
-Â Thereâs an island somewhere off the coast where they used to send victims of malaria and yellow fever. You wonder if the faint cries carried to you by the wind off the sea belong to them.Â
-Â They tell you that Charleston is called âthe Holy City,â because there are so many churches. What they donât tell you is why there are so many churches. You always thought it was because Charleston was home to so many denominations of Christianity. The truth is, Charleston is home to something else, something you can only escape by entering a sacred place. Convenient, then, to have a consecrated building on every street.
-Â Thereâs this woman you see frequently at the CARTA bus stop. Her clothing always seems to swallow her up. Even in ninety-eight-degree weather with eighty-percent humidity, she wears a long beige trench coat that obscures her face and reaches down to her ankles. You can barely make out her eyes peering from beneath her wide-brimmed hat. Youâve never seen her get on a bus nor step off of one. Youâve never seen her arrive at the bus stop nor walk away from it. She is simply there. And then sheâs not.
-Â Driving home at night on a dark country road with barely any street lights, you might think you catch a glimpse of something shadowy running alongside the car, darting in and out between the trees. Donât stop. Donât look at it. Keep driving.
-Â Thereâs voodoo here. It doesnât permeate the air and seep into your bones like it does in Louisiana. No, here, it lurks unseen in the shadows, following you and whispering to you - superstitions and old wivesâ tales, you think. Still, you hold your breath or whistle as you walk by the cemetery, and you never brush your hair outside.
-Â Youâre thinking about purchasing a house in the area and ask the old man for advice. âIf they ainât blue already,â he says, âpaint the door anâ window sills blue. Or any part of the house. Just make sure itâs got some blue on it.â You raise an eyebrow. âWhy?â you ask. He speaks seriously yet casually, in the same tone as someone suggesting citronella to stave off mosquitoes. âKeeps out the hags anâ skincrawlers.â
-Â Everyone you know has lost something or someone to the pluff mud.
-Â You always feel eyes on you, staring out at you from the tall marsh grass - unblinking, calculating. Itâs just a bobcat or an alligator, you tell yourself. Just a bobcat or an alligator.
-Â It is not just a bobcat or an alligator.
-Â Everyoneâs grandmother has told them that you must say, âGod bless youâ whenever someone sneezes. It is required. If you donât, their soul might fly out and get replaced with a demon. You donât consider yourself superstitious, but, somehow, youâve never been able to avoid saying it.
-Â Your friend often complains about âdamn bloodsuckersâ and âno-see-ems.â You think heâs talking about insects. Heâs probably talking about insects. Right?
-Â The horseshoe crabs slide up onto the beach dragging behind them the endless sands of time. They are Eldritch beings from before the dawn of time, prehistoric beasts with blank eyes and hidden, skittering appendages. Their blood is full of ancient magic. Leave them be and respect their space. They are there for a reason.
-Â When you leave the seashore, the sand clings to you with insistent fingers. It doesnât want you to leave. Even after you wash it away at the beach showers, you can still feel it burrowed deep into your skin. The sand will never leave you. The sand will never stop calling you back to the ocean. And, in your heart, you know that you will return. You will always return.
-Â Time doesnât seem to pass the way it ought to in summer. The hours that trickle by like raindrops on a window in spring slow to the speed and consistency of tree sap. Moments stick in your memory like insects caught in amber. Did that happen yesterday or ten summers ago. You canât be sure. Time passes differently here in summer. And itâs always summer.
New Discoveries
Pairing: Uihoy (Male Yauta) x Reader (AFAB) x Vic'tao (Male Yautja)
Warnings: anal sex, rough sex, soft sex, bondage, slapping, pain kink, praise kink, slight size kink, knotting. Let me know if any were miss!
Word Count: 4385
Summary: Your life with Uihoy and Vic'tao is always crazy. For Paya's sake, you live with two alien hunters. What else do you expect? Over time, your relationship evolved more and more and more. You may not have been the first to have sex with an alien but, may be the first to have sex with two aliens at the same time. Your loose lips aided you for once. You accidentally let it slip you wanted to tie down either of them and have your way with them. Well, your wish is their command.
Author Note: So well, um, first time writing a threesome. Hopefully, it went well. I actually like this one. There's a little craziness in it which I enjoy. I try to make my somewhat realistic as possible but somethings are changed when screwing two aliens. More of these two will be coming. Both smut and not. I enjoy them, including Gawtin.
Masterlist
Ao3
Minors DNI Smut Below Cut Go away children