Random Crap I Think Of

A vaporwave sun but there’s a cloud infront of it

Hey is Jonathan from the classic movie franchise Hotel Transylvania featuring Adam Sandler (for the first three movies) called Jonathan after that Jonathan Harker bloke from that book/email service everyone seems to be subscribed to at the moment?

I can’t tell if I’ve got seasonal depression, regular depression or both

I don’t know if this is an achievement to be proud of or ashamed of but I have got to the stage where I can read explicit smut with a straight face in the same room as my mother

Feel free to send any complaints via carrier pigeon

A curse of being queer I feel obligated to always get an iced drink at Starbucks 🧋

I genuinely forgot that Tobey Maguire was in The Great Gatsby movie. He plays Nick one of the main characters and I forgot he was in it. In my brain he is spider man and like nothing else.

I’m non-binary they/them but I want to be a 1920’s style twink in a waistcoat and bowtie but also I want to be a butch lesbian in a checkered shirt with black ripped jeans and red boots.

Among us is the plot of Alien just highly simplified